oh, the hazards of love!

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

yessE..... YEAAAASSSSSSSSSA

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

the polite and considerate sadist

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

in monster world they have berries and cream but they call it SCARIES and SCREAM. one of many interesting little cultural differences