Livin la penis smoka

Did you just circumcise my post??

"let me put this object some place obvious and inconvenient so im forced to deal with it" (grows around it like a tree root around a rock)

not even a penis ritual can save us now

quirked down white boy found sauceless

eye witness accounts report the victim was busting it down celibate style after his swag was taken

i want to be soft and kind and happy. i want to be a small sun that warms everyone around me. i want to smile and tuck my hair behind my ear and laugh. i want to be so full of love, i can't help but spread it all around.

Why does hobby lobby not have barcodes

Worms attack me on command

Just anyone’s command I think they’re just looking for an excuse

Maybe my life wouldn't be better if I had magic powers but I'd at least have different, sexier problems.