Would you buy this?

Ever had that triple bacon with baconnaise sandwich stolen from the work fridge. Well people will think twice before eating your sandwich now, or they may just throw it out because its makes them sick.

A few years ago my wife found this chair in a shop window in Paris. I am not sure about its inner workings but, the intended result is obvious.

Come to the dark side, we have burgers.

In case of emergency, this bra can be quickly and easily converted into two face masks without removing any clothes.

Cheap, fast, and easy.

Butt Covers for dogs.... Are people so anal about their pets appearance they need one of these?  Well it seems so, and they come in a variety of designs.

Cost $10 for a domain name and $50 per user on Google. 27,400% Profit per user in the first year. I just wish I thought of this.

Ever been out at the beach all day. You need to make a phone call but the battery is dead.  No problem just plug it into your top.

When you need that quick sugar fix, why not eat your iPhone...  case

iPhone Cases to expensive? Problem solved.

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to ring me.

I pity the fool who drinks it with sugar, I'm not sweet. (via @upshake)

Stay connected, one block at a time.

If you have security concerns that some one may get their hand on your sensitive information, then you need this machine. It will shred your top secret papers, disks, hard disks, the computer, shoes, your couch, hygiene products, just about anything.  It can even make a fruit salad... mush... thing.

I recieved this card from my brother the other day. (Thanks for the card by the way.) The card seemed fine until I turned it over and saw the warning message. A baby card that is not suitable for children under 5. I am amazed that they did not warn us about possible peanuts and soy in this product.