heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker

It’s fine. Fast metabolism, active, challenging workouts. Besides, I spent long enough telling myself I couldn’t eat what I wanted. I don’t want to go back there again. 

All right, whatever you say. You know your body a lot better than I do, right? And if you're taking care of yourself, then you're worth the fun. It's the post-hangover food that worries me.

Like, getting drunk or something?

I almost wish. I danced all day basically and ended up passing out anyway.

Fast food is always the answer. Oh, yeah, water and gatorade. 

Aren't you a soccer star or something? That all sounds like a terrible idea to put inside yourself, Katie.

Is there a reason you couldn’t enjoy yourself?

Not that I'm aware of. I just don't know what to do with myself. So I tried to do something with myself yesterday, but did too much.

No, no, I think I’m good now. Ate a big mac and took a really hot shower. 

I... didn't know that was the healthiest kind of hangover cure, but as long as you're feeling all right. Been drinking plenty? Water.

Thanks, I guess? Why aren’t you?

Uh, yeah, well, I'm not exactly sure I can be pleased with how much I've enjoyed myself. I haven't. Is that weird?

I accomplished having a good holiday, if that counts.

I mean, I guess it's all in your head, right? If you're pleased with yourself... I'm just not with me.

I wish I had forgotten it was New Year’s. At least you didn’t have to wake up so hungover you couldn’t move? 

Well... Yeah. Do you need me to get you anything for your hangover? That really sounds like a tradeoff for the day.

Oh, yeah, I had a great night. How about you? 

I... forgot it was New Year's. So I clearly didn't have much fun.

So, what’s going to sound stupid? Besides my insane laughter? 

Just...  It doesn't matter. What are you up to? You had a good night, yeah?

No, no, I’m good. 

Oh, now that's a relief. Here I was worried you had some sort of hysterical laughing disease.

What is?

Like... Do you think you've had a worthwhile break? Accomplished anything much?

…What’s going to sound so stupid? 

It already must sound stupid if you're going to laugh like that.

I- Well do you think that I've been acting weirdly of late?