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Crowley really said the first thing you tasted on earth was by my temptation and the last you’ll taste is me.

The popularity of ships like Aziraphael/Crowley and Ed/Stede makes so much sense because it’s the classic good boy meets bad boy except this time the bad boy is also a good boy, the good boy is insane actually, and both boys are middle aged men

no but it's the way for aziraphale "nothing lasts forever" meant "i'm willing to give up the bookshop if it means i can be with you safely" and for crowley it meant "nothing lasts forever, not the bookshop, not earth, not us"

yes the last episode of season two was gut wrenching, and i’ve read a stupid amount of fix it fics already, but here’s the thing: if aziraphale had immediately leapt out of the lift and run back to crowley, it wouldn’t have been satisfying and it definitely would’ve been out of character. yes there’s been 6,000 years of pining, but unlike crowley, aziraphale’s been experiencing 6,000 years of conditioning and trauma from heaven. of course he chooses to return to heaven even when deep down he wants to be with crowley, to him it’s not even a choice! he’s seen all the atrocities committed by heaven, but he’s also been told his entire existence that heaven is good. crowley’s solution to heaven’s wrongs is to abandon heaven and hell entirely and run away together, but for aziraphale, with all that brainwashing under his belt, the only solution is to make heaven good, just how he believes it should be. he’s holding onto that hope and familiarity he thinks heaven provides him. in season three we’ll get to watch aziraphale realise that he was wrong about heaven, and consequently break the cycle and seek out crowley himself, and maybe even ask for a redo on the kiss, and THATS what’s keeping me going through the anguish of episode six.

bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)