Woskar Childe Quotes

Man, if cared for, must be torn from all his intoxications: Glory, the grape, lust, gold; in these are born The vices of all men, and of men's nations. Without their brand, how gentle would the morn of man's new dawn; how bright his occupations!

A man who does not drink for himself does not drink at all.

“Always forego your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”

"Her father was leaving when my phone made a toll And he, turning around to his aghast daughter, “do tell Whence came the text, and who sent it, my child?” “Rowan my classmate sent it anon,” she declared, While naked in hiding my thoughts despaired. “Hand it to me,” he said, “I’ll see it is Rowan.” She came to my hidey, as I slipped her my phone Lo! Its camera her handling awaken’d, And a pic of my dick to her father was taken."

The difference between literature and communism is that communists are unreadable and literature is not red.

When I was poor, I lied. Now I recline.

One should always play dumb when one has a winning smile.

If you actually want to change your world, there is no better way of doing it than blowing yourself.

Men are born sober, not stupid. They are made stupid by intoxication.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human sexuality; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

Mario Kart is the most intense mode of competition that the world has ever known.

My diary is written on my umbrella. One should always have something sensational to read in the rain.