be your worst self ♡

18+ MULTIMUSE FOR M/ONSTER PROM AND ALL ITS SEQUELS! WRITTEN BY MINT (25 y/o), SIDEBLOG TO @tiredead

one of my fave doug things in the entire world is how he's sooooo easily influenced to accept bad things specifically if it's something suggested by his friends. he wants to be liked so bad he starts caving over things he feels a strong conviction against

genuinely if you spin it well enough he could accept you killing someone if you're friends and he values your opinion on him, even if he would NOT feel good about it for a while after. he's too polite and kind to ever enjoy doing these things

MONSTER IS THE WAY YOU FEEL ALL THE TIME!!

cunt era! just a couple of girly girls with matching friend cuntship necklaces

so fun fact! miri literally only recently started eating her own food according to roadtrip, and i'm fully just reflavouring (heh) that as her getting to choose her own food to eat instead of the utter abstraction that is serfs eating for her (somehow?)

she's incredibly excited about the prospect of food, and has properly started indulging in things that most would find incredibly ordinary. she eats them all with her varying silverware as well, with a brand new silverware specifically made for certain types of snacks. like a chips fork, or a knife for cutting up chocolate bars, or even a teeny tiny but very long spoon for swirling in a soda bottle like it's tea.

her tastes are of course incredibly refined and she will complain about the quality of certain foods, but will continue to eat it simply because it shows "a level of fortitude necessary for any princess." plus, it is exciting to try something so uniquely for the common folk! ... but if it's food she genuinely dislikes, she refuses to eat another bite. baby steps!

doug on da mind i must write down some headcanons ive accumulated:

—as a slime, there's a few key differences to his physiology, beyond the obvious translucence of his skin! such as a resistance to pain, and the ability to not die (at least, not permanently). these are both traits that make the slime excellent minions in a dungeon, and while doug obviously has no interest in that life, it can still be useful! like, he won't feel any immediate pain if you bite him, it'd only be if you pierced him with something like a longsword he'd really feel the sting. and again, he won't die! he'd just form a motionless goo on the ground for a bit before coming right back with indescribable horror in his eyes. good as new!

—and speaking of his body, the bones and organs he has are decidedly Not His Own. well, he didn't grow them, anyway. he kinda stole them when he was visiting his dad's dungeon job. it was for good reason, though! they help him maintain his shape! yes, even the heart has a function. probably. honestly, he just likes having one, he even thinks its fun to mold his slime in and around it to make it look like its beating!

—his slime isn't actually acidic, it's genuinely harmless to touch and even penetrate. it's more like a jello, really? there are definitely slime families that have more elemental powers, or ones that are acidic, but he's an utterly harmless common slime. you could probably choke if you put your face inside him, but like, just don't breathe in slime, dummy.