Worst First Impressions

Little did you know...I never took Chemistry so obviously we don’t have THAT.

I can be all about some Amazon Prime & commitment, unlike most things you see with online dating....

So why are YOU on tinder?

UM WHAT????

Uh - I know you like it and want to put a ring on it....but really? That’s the clever line you came up with?

You make ONE reference to HIMYM and you think this is clever? 

Dem pigs doe.

Some people just don't like being on display.

SHIT - I DIDN’T GET THERE IN TIME!!!

Grammered!

Maybe if you are openly confused, you shouldn’t be in a relationship.

Uhhh......How the heck do you even answer this?

I don’t know WHY he’s not interested.

If by fun you mean I don’t respond to you...that is fun for me.