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creds to whoever made this, but i’m still fucking quaking and I found it a month ago

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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

owawaaa

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

worshipshr3k

the ultimate Karen

residentevils-moved-deactivated

when u accidently type me instead of my

endoshan

accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

blindbee

avodaco

me when i get my student loan

g8dtier

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

strikercorbie

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

nonespark-blog

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

carrionbeast

extremely lucky cat

ladynorbert

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

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cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

allthenamesilikearetaken

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

mmusclechan

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

winjennster

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

stolentweets

whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeabouti

Omfg this is of that kid he looks exactly the same

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hornraven

I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts

i must make…

b e a d l i z a r d

radioactivedelorean

B…

B e a d l i z a r d

msillzie

I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge

calysto1395

op has given me the best gift possible

ive been making them for four days

smugsackofstraw

Am… am I back in the 90’s?

ladybub

Listen ok this is really important

literal-fan-trash

*reblogs for future reference*

unclefather

worshipshr3k

@mikey-way-worships-unicorns

pippip-cheerio

Trigger warning: suicide

My friend is suicidal and we made a deal.

Please please reblog/like!!!

2twitchy-witchy-girl0

We gotta do thiiis, fuck the theme of your blog

mysteriousmoonrabbit-deactivate

Please don’t do it! We need 35600 notes!!!

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I will reblog this literally every goddamned day if that’s what it takes

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S P R E A D

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S C A T T E R

don’t you just love stress

me: is stressed from all my homework and is constantly tired

me: gets stressed from not doing homework

Me: *gets home from school* *does not even attempt homework and stays up late on Tumblr and crying

me: WhAt WhY aM i So stReSsEd AlL tHe TiMe and why do i have bad grades????

yallstillhere

Come get this dick-fil-a

yallstillhere

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

yallstillhere

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

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yallstillhere

Come get this dick-fil-a

yallstillhere

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

yallstillhere

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

bucked-up

this shows up on my dashboard every fucking sunday. no kidding hghhh

haiku-robot

this shows up on my dashboard every fucking sunday no kidding

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bucked-up

haiku bot, I’m suffering here

don’t mock my pain like this

bucked-up

just because it’s sunday doesn’t mean, you all can start reblogging this

princessesandtiaras-jacie

IM GONNA REBLOG THIS EVERY SUNDAY MUWHWHAHAHAHAA

b00bconnoisseur

ITS FINALY SUNDAY

*hits reblog*

MUWAHAHAHAHHAH

smooththegoofyshark

Sunday!

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find-the-beauty-within

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

priincessolivee-deactivated2025

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

yallstillhere

Come get this dick-fil-a

yallstillhere

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

yallstillhere

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

worshipshr3k

(;

ultralorde-deactivated20140413

reblog if u r madly in love with me or if u like apple juice

worshipshr3k

I actually am madly in love with the apple juice

life-with-bpd-things-blog

in case no one told you today

you’re beautiful

you’re loved

you’re needed

you’re alive for a reason

you’re stronger than you think

you’re gonna get through this

i’m glad you’re alive

don’t give up

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