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Starlight Express Influencer AU except I tell the entire thing through transcripts of videos and social media posts and the comments section of it

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Working on more Spy Kids AU and I can tell you right now it’s gone off the rails
Behold, my favorite (spoiler-free) snippet of the next chapter:
"work in progress" is actually so misleading like it assumes that im actually making progress on my work
Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere
So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.
So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.
And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)
From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.
WELL YOU KNOW I LOVE MY ARSON GFS-
Maybeeeeee that hypothetical arranged marriage AU perchance?
Boy im sure theyre absolutely on the same page of what the intimacy level of exchanging jewelery meant and theres no misunderstandings of what their relationship is at all!
I feel like this is less of an arranged marriage and more an accidental marriage at thid point /silly
So here's that fic lol- "the hurricane with my name when it came- i got drunk and i dared it to wash me away"
Enjoy!

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I’m planning on doing more Hunger Games AU but this Spy Kid excerpt I’m toying with made me laugh:
Wrench: Aw man we’re gonna get sent to our room :(
Purse: WHY IS MY BABY IN THE AIR VENT?????
you're the only reason I check ao3 anymore lol, but anyway, what was your inspiration for writing a spy kids inspired fanfic??
Oh my goodness, high praise!! I’m honored!!!
As for your question… oh boy. This is gonna be long. Here’s my thought process- hopefully it answers the question lol.
So several things went into the creation of the Spy Kids AU. The first is of course the popular headcanon that Killerwatt is Krupp and Purse’s son, which sprung up from Killerwatt’s introduction and Purse and Krupp’s deletion in the revised Bochum show. Sometime last year @phopollo (hiiiiii pho, you’re getting dragged into this) developed a Pokemon AU, where Purse and Krupp worked for a version of Electra, and Wrench was their daughter. So, that was how the ideas of the two of them being children of Krupp and Purse existed.
A little while later, I began writing a Danger Kontrolle (Bochum Joule x Wembley Wrench) fic called “this is sailed across the sea, and cried out to the shore”- it focuses on Mermaid!Joule and Scientist!Wrench, but got darker than I anticipated early on (I love angst, it’s just so… angsty. And gets out of control very fast.). Krupp and Purse featured in this one as pretty obvious bad guys, which made me sad because again, it got dark, and in another universe they were her dads…
So I wanted to write something not sad, about Purse and Krupp being fathers. And you know what’s funnier than one kid? Two kids!! So I bundled Killerwatt into the idea as well.
But, there was a glaring issue: I don’t like kid fics, and, like Joule and Volta, I don’t like kids. And I knew I wasn’t going to enjoy writing a slice of life story about a random family- what would that even look like when the original characters are trains, anyways? So now what?
I can’t remember exactly why Spy Kids came to mind (I was on a Fall of the House of Usher kick, so maybe that was it? Maybe it was Evita????)but once it did, it made perfect sense. The core theme of the Spy Kids franchise is family, which I felt was appropriate for this little family in a myriad of ways. I had already decided that some form of the Bochum Electrics would be extended family, and it was Joule and Volta who ended up placed in the Machete role, while Wrench is something else entirely.
I decided for this AU to really only write the scenes I was most interested in seeing fleshed out, rather than another long fic, so I don’t put pressure on myself to create more of a story than I want to. Thats why the two fics in the series right now are just little stories of Krupp and Purse’s initial meeting of their kids, and Joule and Volta, nine years later, seeing them again.
It’s also (as it was to you anon) probably very clear to anyone with even a passing familiarity with the movies that this is not a very faithful adaptation: when I say ‘inspired by’ I really mean it. The idea started with how Krupp and Purse’s are called out of retirement for a mission that goes south and ends up with their kids saving them and becoming spies, along with discovering more family than they realized they had. From there I worked backwards: determining how Wrench and Killerwatt came into their care was the first step, which led to the reason why Joule and Volta were no contact with them, and also helped established the mission and problem that Purse and Krupp had been called out of retirement to help with. It’s allllllll connected lol.
So that’s the very long answer to your question! There’s actually a lot more to this AU than I’ve written (I’m planning on having the rest of the Wembley crew make an appearance, with Wembley Joule and Volta taking on the narrative role similar to Gary and Gerti Giggles), and there is of course the actual establishment of the Spy Kids program, and who would fill those ranks (I suspect Director McCoy might have a few ideas). I’m not sure when I’ll get around to writing the next installment of the series, but it’s most likely going to focus on Wrench and Killerwatt, and what exactly happened after they fled Auntie Joule and Aunt Volta’s house. They need to get to their dads, and the clock is ticking….
One last thing: As a little reward for those of you that bothered to read this whole post, I have one quick question that miiiiiight be relevant in the next installment: there are two children alluded to in the story who were not rescued in the Commission raid, and are still part of the juvenile asset program. One of them is mentioned by name, and one of them is only hinted at. Who are they?
I’ve taken a quick break from “rock n’ roll” to work on the next installment of my Spy Kids AU series, “how are you so loved and so lonesome?” Crazy how something that was supposed to be lighthearted antics of a spy family turned into Grown Up Feelings and Mortal Peril lol. But it should be out soon!
In the meantime, here’s a spoiler with no context:
So like… did this hurt?
I need you to imagine me breathing hard and spitting blood bc spirituality that’s where I’m at BUT
The next chapter of “how are you so loved and so lonesome?” , the second story in my spy kids AU, is out now!
Okay so I turned out to be a lying liar who lies about the Spy Kids AU but if it’s any consolation I got a really bad sunburn instead so I have been suffering and it will be out soon lol

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Locking in on the spy kids story this weekend I SWEAR
there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.
short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.
meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.
Everyone get make more kitchen disaster content NOW
Probably not going to do more with the specific story but I do have a kitchen disaster fic “you’ve got potential, little parasite (I tie your hands so I can wish you well)” that explores why exactly Slick decided to offer to crash Rusty, and the fallout from that decision. Happy reading!
yes, we could point out that the wembley freight all have matching haircuts. but we could also consider that momma mccoy is a single mother and she's trying her best.
Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote

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I’m not proud of it but people should know that whatever very sad thing I write in the Hunger Games AU, this is the song constantly running on repeat in my brain lol
Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Starlight Express - Phillips/Stilgoe/Webber Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Joule/Killerwatt (Starlight Express), Joule/Wrench (Starlight Express), Killerwatt/Wrench (Starlight Express), Joule & Wrench (Starlight Express), Killerwatt & Wrench (Starlight Express), Joule & Killerwatt (Starlight Express) Characters: Joule (Starlight Express), Wrench (Starlight Express), Killerwatt (Starlight Express) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Hunger Games Setting, Eventual Electronents, Pre-Relationship, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Not Beta Read, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Eventual Happy Ending, Discussions of Death, In the sense that they all think Wrench is going to die Summary:
She had almost done it. Almost made it out alive. She was turning eighteen in the fall- one more year and it would be over, and Wrench would have been able to put it all behind her until her own children had reached the age of reaping, if not for those blasted slips of paper. And now it was the night before the games, and she was going to die. _______________________________ Wrench is District Three's latest tribute for the Hunger Games, and has made her peace with dying- sort of. The night before the games begin, she's visited by her mentors and childhood friends, Joule and Killerwatt. None of them can predict what happens next.