Keep Smiling

i don’t know why you wanna sit through all those zombies eating people, and no hot guys kissing anybody... it’s gross. like, ya know, why are there that many zombie movies anyway? if it’s supposed to like, draw a parallel about leprosy - my cousin had leprosy - it’s not funny, ya know? like... it’s supposed to be a metaphor for consumerism? cuz don’t be so pleased with your own, like, self-reverential cleverness, ya know? like, some girls like to shop

not all girls apparently, though I was surprised you called at all. I mean your depression thing I totally totally get it. but after awhile it’s like you’re still bumming? and I’m going through stuff too, you know? like mike just wanting to be friends