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“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible

talking with drunks literally runs on morrowind persuade mechanics

Tell me how I'm supposed to focus on "important things" when sumer is icumen in lhude sing cuccu groweþ sed and bloweþ med and springþ þe wde nu sing cuccu sing cuccu

really underrated part of the LotR films is when gollum gets exposition lines. like can you imagine? you're travelling with the most fucked-up evil little murder greyhound creature imaginable and he lives in a cave and doesn't know about potatoes but from time to time you have to ask him about local geopolitics. and he answers you

re: boiled uncles it always makes me think about how the USA has extremely minimal public ritual events and we are a worse civilization for it. you look at the festival schedule of the roman empire and it was like they barely had any days where there wasnt a parade or a burnt offering or some old men hobbled into the fields to sprinkle the first squirt from a mute virgin or some shit like it never ended. i think lack of pointless public rituals is a huge failing in a civilization and Japan is way ahead of us on this one

there's one very important difference you arent honoring, though: those are all bitch loser holidays for idiots. fuck veterans, fuck presidents, fuck war memorials, fuck colonizers, and fuck st valentine and the catholic church and especially the capitalist spectacle of "romantic love". the people yearn for boiled uncles

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

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