an imperfect organism

pls love yourself and stop pre-ordering aaa games

Me when im in an area

anubis weighing my worth in the hall of maat

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

If you had a blog when you were 10 what would you have blogged about?

if you’re a praying mantis, it can be all three at once

January was a tough year but we made it

love those little tomatoes that you keep your sewing pins in. why did they make them tomatoes?? we'll never know

Boromir: But… Aragorn: He’s a dick, Boromir. Legolas: He really is. Aragorn: Your dad is a dick too, Legolas.

Pippin: So we are in agreement, eight to one, that Gimli is the one person with a cool dad. Gandalf: Well I for one still belive that my- Aragon: Shut up Gandalf God doesn’t count.

It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong.

I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid.

it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA.

y'all have never kicked a hole in your bedroom door in a flurry of teenage hormonal rage and it shows

If I kicked my bedroom door I’d more likely break my foot than the door.

I always thought people punching through doors or shoving people through doors was just from the movies. Doors in my country are generally solid planks of wood, a polymer of sorts, or metal.

Are we just ignoring this original post was about the OP looking for Elf Pussy or are we just totally past that?

It’s already been answered that there is no elf pussy here, so why dwell? 🤷🏾‍♂️

no offense but like… why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla

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