mayor of dirt city

it’s almost 90 degrees on october 22nd which makes me feel like we’re all going to die

what if i woke up one morning and i was a SMALL mouse : D

is clown school a real place i can go and also would i have to take out student loans

ppl making bad faith arguments under an offhand comment i posted tumblr is sooooooooo back

i’ve never looked at this blog on a desktop and i don’t even care what it looks like i’m living my life completely untethered to the chains that bind you

i think you guys should all be a little more normal about dan and phil’s sex lives

need to see more twin peaks halloween costumes!!!!!!! give me more!!!!!!!!!!

what is tagging etiquette nowadays… i haven’t been on tumblr in so long i feel like an outsider to the culture now

having ocd is actually really cool because of the thoughts

feeling extremely like garfield. i hate momdays!!!!!

can’t talk, busy imagining it

how are you supposed to engage with fandom in a normal and healthy and regular kind of way? i feel like i’ve never experienced that but i would like to loll