oh, worm?

me walking into my physical geography exam knowing that fetch is a game i play with my dog, a bar is where i need to go afterwards to drown out my sorrows, blowholes are things that tumblr will not let me talk about, carbon sinks are things people have in their kitchens, and i could really do with some lsd right now.

I wish i had big claws to dig a little burrow in the dirt and sleep in it i think it would solve all my problems

reblog if your name isn't Hans.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because hans cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.

I couldn’t not reblog…

3,531,544 non-Han’s

Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.

3,697,721 non Han’s

im not hans

by process of elimination we will find every Hans on this site

Why the fuck are there 10 million people on this site??

Come out, come out wherever you are Hans…

hans can’t run forever.

Tumblr will find you, hans. There’s no escape.

Hans will be found and eliminated

One by one they will f a l l

✨✨✨✨✨✨

Nuh, not me

My name is Roller and I support this message

nearly 11 million people not named hans

MY NAMES NOT HANS K I D

Oh wow looks like I am not Hans.

Wow, thats a lotta people who aren’t Hans

It’s OK, Hans. Come live in my closet. I’ll feed you cereal ‘til the mob abates.

Why are we hunting down Hans?

Hans knows.

Not Hans uwu

am i hans? i think not.

Not Hans, I know one tho:)

Not Hans

flat fuck friday

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

obsessed with my geography teacher who, without any prompting, told the class that she had been bitten by a horse over the weekend

i feel the need to add that this is the second week in a row that this has happened

white girls winning… stay skinny queens

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift?