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a single andes chocolate mint from the olive garden can fully nourish an adult human for up to 96 hours

everyone should give lesbianism a try at least 2 times

fish ain't scared of me. women don't want me

i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of

It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.

shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game

maybe we could all sit down for a glass of water together

you know what they say play games win prizes

*High off one pollen* Dude let's just go straight up bugshit

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

They’re saying it’s gonna be a Paul Simon summer

oh captain #mycaptain