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Starter Call
If you’re a deadpool who needs a Weasel or anyone who wants to chill with Wade’s worst friend, hit that like button for a starter from the Merc with the Mouth...’s bartender.

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"Hey when people come into bars talking about their tortured souls that usually means they're too cheap to pay for counseling but want to talk about their feelings... trust me I know these things, I'm a bartender."
“Welcome to Sister Margaret’s, what can I get you?”
“Ol'Jackie for my tortured soul”
"Well alright," Weasel poured the drink. "There ya are." He slid it to her and looked at her curiously. "You wanna... I don't know, talk about it or something?" He asked slightly uncomfortable.
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"Hey Wade, just wanted to let you know some lady from SHIELD came into the bar looking for you. You may want to watch your ass, she seemed pretty pissed."

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"Ah, you must mean Al, she's cool, she's Wade's roommate," he told the woman as he set the White Russian down in front of her. "'Fraud I can't help you or your SHIELD, I don't know where Wade is, and when he wants to hide he does it pretty damn well."
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“Welcome to Sister Margaret’s, what can I get you?”
“White Russian, and a side of…where the hell is your buddy ‘ol pal with the nightmare on elm street wanna be face?” She rose a brow, a total stranger and new comer of course. Annie had a fine taste of choosing places to hang out in, and she was sure she wouldn’t even touch this place with a ten foot pole, but here she was– ordering a drink. “So, unless you want me to blow this place in the air sky high, I suggest you start talking.” As much as she wanted to…she couldn’t. It was merely a tactic of straight to the point intimidation. The brunette casually slapped a 10 dollar bill on the gritty counter top, her voice hushed enough to where no one else could hear besides the man directly in front of him. “And I would definitely avoid trying to kill me, I’ve had a really shit day and just want a drink, ya know? See, your friend is stirring up god knows what and I was sent for god knows why. If it were up to me? I’d kill him, but come to find out; the little shit can’t die. All I’ve been told is find his location, get some Intel, bring it back because I’m the person they send,” She also in the process of her long speech pulled out a FN 5.7, clapping it harshly against the table in irritation. Now that pistol was a beauty crafted for quick situations, especially when it came down to a hostage situation. Unfortunately, tonight was a non-violent night with a SHIELD agent sent out with little to no Intel, besides simple orders. Way to go for security! “When things get messy. Make it double on the Russians.”
"I- what?" Weasel asked as the woman seemed to have a weird internal monologue out loud. She sounded like some old spy film, or like she was Humphrey Bogart, but talking to herself, but aimed at him. When she pulled the gun out his eyes widened as he realized there weren't many people in the bar yet, and none of them had noticed the predicament he was in. "Okay, slow down," he said after a moment. "Let me get the drink, and then we'll move on to whatever else this is about." He told her as he moved to start making her drink.
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"Don't trust him and don't over order, your drinks are on you!"

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"Aw, no Saint Wade act this time?" Weasel asked as he retrieved the cash that went to the gold cards. "I don't blame you, this lady was a real bitch," Weasel said as he handed wade the cash for each of the gold cards, and taking the old ones. Sure he had been hard to look at before, but Weasel was used to Wade's scarred face by now. "Pick a card, any card." Weasel fanned out the gold cards and held them out to Wade. "Take two if you're feeling up to it, though... you look like shit."
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@dontswallowdeadpool It was a long day already for Weasel, he'd been up and down the state before Sister Margaret's opened, and now that it had everyone was coming in for their orders and for a drink or two, maybe a gold card to kill some time. He was finishing handing a drink to Buck, one of the old bikers that came in. Buck was good for jobs where he got to threaten people, make them fear for their lives, it was his specialty. But no one was better than that these days than "Wade," Weasel spoke up when his friend walked into the bar. "I've got your order and a few jobs that are screaming your name. You interested?"
"Welcome to Sister Margaret's, what can I get you?"

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Deadpool (2016) Sentence Starters
"Shit... did I leave the stove on?"
"You're my hero!"
"No, no, no, THAT I ain't."
"I had another Liam Neeson nightmare."
"You know, they made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent."
"What the SHIT?"
"I'm gonna wait out here, okay?"
"Fake laughter. Hiding real pain."
"I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s."
"Yeah, technically, this is murder."
"Love is blind, ____."
"This shit's gonna have nuts in it."
"You're a lovely lady/man, but I'm saving myself for ____."
"That's why I brought him/her."
"Do you like what you see?"
"Your face is the stuff of nightmares."
"Like a testicle with teeth."
"You will die alone."
"You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado."
"So, am I suppose to just smile and wave you out the door?"
"Think of it like spring cleaning."
"Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness."
"Finish fucking her the fuck up."
"Language, please."
"Suck a cock!"
"I'd go with you, but... I don't want to."
"If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
"Maximum effort."
"I'd say that you sound like an infomercial. But not a good one, like Slap Chop, more Shake Weight-y."
"Do you want any clothes that are not monochromatic? Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade II."
"Listen ___, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much."
"Wanna get fucked up?"
"Have you decided what you're gonna say to her?"
"Fuck me!"
"I don't have time for your goody two-shoes bullshit right now!"
"Why such a douche this morning?"
"Why don't you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up."
"Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo."
"Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you."
"You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes!"
"That's the shit emoji. You know the turd with the smiling face and the eyes. I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long."
"You're really gonna fuck this up for me?"
"You've got something in your teeth."
"Do you have an off switch?"
"We have everything we need now."
"I swear to God, I will find you in the next life and I'm gonna boom-box Careless Whisper outside your window."
"Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?"
"That was not mean! I'm proud of you!"
"I'm gonna need all the guns."
"What the fuck is wrong with you?"
"Seltzer water and lemon for blood."
"It reeks like old lady pants in here."
"Your crazy matches my crazy. Big time."
"Four or five moments. That's all it takes to become a hero."