Me: *watches tv*
Me: *throws tv out of the window* THIS IS NOT DRAGON AGE INQUISITION!
Me: *reads a book*
Me: *throws book out of the window* THIS IS NOT DRAGON AGE INQUISITION!
Me: *plays a video game*
Me: *throws pc + console out of the window* THIS IS NOT DRAGON AGE INQUISITION!
Me: *breathes*
Me: THIS IS NOT DRAGON AGE INQUISITION! *throws self out of the first floor window*














