worldofdistractions

That moment when you realize that Barney Stinson was probably not as much of a jerk or a womanizer as he was portrayed to be, but that the story was narrated by future Ted, trying to get his children to approve of him dating Robin again, so future Ted had to make the man Robin married look like the bad guy in the story.

duuuude

Ted is the worst Unreliable Narrator of all time also just Ted is the worst

Honest question: who is worse, Ted from HIMYM, or Ross from Friends?

they’re both worse

@gingersaurus Your theory is confirmed by Neil Patrick Harris.

WHAT THE FUCK.  NPH ACTUALLY RESPONDED TO MY CRACK THEORY?????

Proposal: Ted is worse than Ross. Because HIMYM is Ted’s version that he thinks makes him look good. So whatever he’s really like? Is probably worse.

she literally tried to deal drugs to the cops I just.. fucken.. WHAT 

He didn’t arrest her he warned her it was illegal….. Warned !!!!!!! Wtfffffffffffffffffff

OOOFT ya fucker thats shady. 

im the robot

classic who is incredible

Doctor Who: Planet of Fire (1984)

i used to think tumblr ruined my sense of humor but actually it improved since i no longer laugh at racist and sexist shit and instead laugh at ‘egg’

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

Meanwhile, the Doctor is laughing their ass off watching from a monitor…

From time to time we just put this episode on for this.