p.s. i love you

im not racist i love jack black

*tricks you into loving me*

What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life

congratulations if i’m following u

people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important 

either you put this many questions marks ???????????? or you put none

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

Turn offs: private instagrams

if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

*deletes all ur captions before reblogging post*

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?