WHO’S THAT POKÉMON?
☘︎ An adult who collects far too many things. Including, but not limited to: plushes, pins, pokémon cards, charmanders, obstagoons, galarian zigzagoons, lps ferrets.
☘︎ Wannabe renaissance man and eternal student of history. Lover of gothic literature and questionable morals. Occasional storyteller. Professional overthinker.
☘︎ This blog is largely sfw, but I can’t always guarantee that. I’m an adult and I swear sometimes. Anything that isn’t entirely sfw will be tagged appropriately. Anything that you may wish to avoid will be tagged with tw. [example: “#tw politics”]
☘︎ I don’t have a proper dni list, because ultimately I can’t stop you from interacting. I’ll just block you if I don’t like you.
Current Collection Goals (2026)
☘︎ 2026 TIGER HUNT — Collect all versions of the Jellycat Bashful Tiger.
Status: Incomplete.
☘︎ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL — Complete my Pokédex card binder.
Status: Incomplete.
☘︎ OBSTAGOON MASTERSET — Complete my Obstagoon masterset, not including unofficial cards.
Status: Incomplete

















