I'm Determined Not To Die Alone, But...

This makes me sad!! Who's calling him a nerd?!!

What exactly is he hoping to get by being online but using this as a picture? Dudes posing as women, maybe.

Best use of MS Paint I've seen in a while.

I think it might be time to quit.

I get the sense that you only want to talking hiking. Maybe trekking too. WHAT ABOUT MEEE?!

Do you think he lifts, bros?

You guys. Someone had this as one of their profile pictures.

Turns out duck face isn't flattering on either women OR men...

It's been a while since I've seen a neck tatt on here. Lest we forget.

When you're just trying to find someone to date and everyone else speaks German.

When you're just trying to find someone to date and everyone else is hustling.

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

This was the only profile pic. That's all folks.

I was jealous of his legs on the left for waaay too long before I realized what was what. Still funny.

I'm scurred, y'all.

Those are poop tears I drew on him 💩 because I have no clue what his one word message to me means.

I hate this guy. So does my friend J in NYC that sent this to me.