astral alley

“bottomless mimosas” so we’re denying bottoms mixed drinks now? they can’t even have that? do you expect them to just fucking die

i said i LIKED video games, dennis, i didn’t say i was GOOD at them

This is to all my chubby wlw out there who are scared of being bigger than their partners, and are scared of their weight bc ever since we were little the media shoved it down our throats that to be accepted and attractive in today’s society you have to be skinny, petite, and straight. You’re beautiful regardless of your weight, your love for women is wonderful and valid, it’s ok if your bigger than your partner, I love you, and remember there’s not a damn thing you need to change about yourself

The gay PR guy in that came up with this Nintendo/Ariana crossover deserves a raise