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And then 40 years later, Andrew Lloyd Webber found a lost cat poem that T.S. Eliot had cut from the cat book for being too sad for children, and ALW was like “woahhh. A cat….that’s sad. That’s deep, man. I wanna make a musical out of this”

So the producer assigned to the project was like “okay, I guess you could maybe read these cat poems as a satire of 1930s British society? We could probably do something sort of interesting with that, I’m thinking a cast of about 5 and–”

And ALW was like “no. Forget the satire. Also I want a cast of dozens and the most advanced special effects technology ever seen on stage. I’ve taken out a second mortgage on my house to fund this”

And the producer was like “wh– you– wh– do you even have. a plot”

So ALW got a bunch of actors and writers and artists together and they holed up and did cocaine workshopped for 5 weeks, and at the end of it they emerged and said “the plot is that a bunch of cats are having a dance contest for the right to take a ufo to cat heaven :)”

Ch 4: its not personal its just business

A knight must defend his castle, no matter what it takes.

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Nothingbound: Ch 1 | Ch 2 | Ch 3

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wow clam really laying it thick with the Game metaphor in this chapter huh? 

Ch 3: I PITY THE FOOL 

Dave goes to the grocery store. He leaves with a can full of pity and pineapple.

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Nothingbound: Ch 1 | Ch 2 | Ch 3 | Ch 4

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dude let me hog the caviar : Karkat goes to a dinner party. Nothing goes wrong.

Nothingbound: Ch 1 | Ch 2

Chapter One of Nothingbound

Karkat owns a children’s bookstore called Bookbound. Dave is opening a store called Strider’s Puppets and Pages, threatening to drive Karkat out of business. 

But online, CG an TG are anonymous internet penpals, who have no idea who the other really is.

anyways heres the fic i spontaneously started writing of an au taking one of my fave romcoms, youve got mail, and turning it into a davekat fanfic. lol the first chapter is kinda long but its for setting up ahahaahah ch 2 will be better i promise hope u enjoyyyyy