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xx-emowarz-xx

I think the marketing failure around Jennifer's Body is an enormous part of what makes it such a brilliant master class film. You market this film with these male gazey shots of the current Hollywood sex symbol, you make it seem like a pseudo lesbian soft core porno, you then bring all these men who just want to goon to Megan Fox into the theatre. You sit them down. They're ready to watch the extended cut of her scene in bad boys. And instead you subject them to what rape feels like for women. You force these misogynistic straight men who came to the theater to get their rocks off to watch Megan Fox get shoved into the back of a van, taken to a remote location, and ritualistically sacrificed in a way where any idiot can tell it's a metaphor for sexual assault but which no one would find sexy, and then you make them watch her go to her best friend's house and throw up black bile all over the place. You make her gross and unsexy and in pain. And then you make it gay for real in a way that straight men have a hard time comprehending let alone fetishizing.

If you're a capitalist it's a terrible marketing decision but if you're a feminist and a troll it's the most brilliant move anyone has ever made.

igottatho

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ivysaw

you should ALWAYS use a condom unless it’s been explicitly discussed and you have decided otherwise as a couple! always!!!!!!!!!!

foodless

even if you’re lesbians???????

ivysaw

especially if you’re lesbians! if both of you get pregnant that’s twice as bad

nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice

Iroh: so Toph, what are your goals in life?

Toph: I’ve been banned from every major city’s transportation system except Omashu

Toph: I don’t know what their limit is but I will fucking find it

probsjosh

King Boomie, having exactly zero limits:

theotheristhedoctor

Unstoppable object meets immovable force

gaangarang

[Toph eventually slips up and is captured by the city guard force. Instead of being imprisoned or exiled, Toph finds herself being given audience with the King of Omashu.]

Bumi: Well, well, well. It seems I have finally met the troublemaker who has been causing such chaos with my rail systems.

Toph:…

Bumi: I must say, I am thoroughly impressed with your earthbending abilities. You remind me of myself when I was a lad.

Toph: Get to the point.

Bumi: I see great potential in you, Toph Beifong. I want you inherit my title once I am no longer fit to rule.

Toph: Wait what the fuck

out-there-on-the-maroon

Why wasn’t this Toph’s future instead of becoming a freaking cop. This would have made so much more sense.

gallusrostromegalus

My favorite part of this is “when I am no longer fit to rule” because

1. Implying Bumi was fit to rule at any point

1.1 except maybe in the sense that he was completely shredded

2. That he has no plans to die, (nor would death necessarily make him unfit to rule), but that he apparently intends to like. Tuck his arms and legs into himself and just roll off into the sunset.

3. Given that the Earth Kingdom has an actual ruling family that causes some drama in LoK, Toph continuing to cause monarchy confusion is both 100% in character and fucking hilarious.

definitelynotaminion

Toph takes over as King Bumi the second and everyone is like “no that’s not how inheriting works” and Bumi is like “No no she’s right, I did say “inherit my title!”

aromantic-angel

When toph is no longer fit to rule, she instills bumi (Aang’s son) as her heir and he is known as bumi 3.

catflowerqueen

Her first act as ruler is to ban herself from Omashu’s transportation system, thus fulfilling one of her life goals.

carolofthebell

But then she ignores her ban and continues to use the transport system forcing her guard to chase her and print wanted posters declaring her a fugitive.

Fortunately the clerks served under King Bumi the First and are well aquatinted with explaining chaos to the confused citizenry of Omashu. Without missing a beat they print the posters in 2 parts.

The first (read this aloud) part is a fairly standard Wanted poster explaining that King Bumi II Toph the Blind Melon Bandit Lord is Banned from the Omashu Transport system for crimes etc….

The second part (do not read this aloud) explains not to be concerned; if you see the King at one of the stations just shout “There she is!” The guards will chase her and you are free to go about your day. The King thanks you for participating in this guard training drill.

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maykitz

whyenn-reader

normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people

whyenn-reader

stop making this post cute. it's blunt and violent. it's about humiliating needlessly cruel people not about bickering with loved ones.

ingydars

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

manisthebastard

for a second i thought you meant foundation like, a building foundation. not makeup

cognitohazardous

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth are building something great and terrible on the edge of town

dsmsix

naamahdarling

"In the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't." -- Brennan Lee Mulligan, D20, Fantasy High

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by-izzmizz

*sigh*

hachama

thel1ghtningthief

bringing this one out of the comments cause. yeah.

ybz

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

me, calling my brother, urgently: ok, who would win, the knights of the round table or the kpop demon hunters? you may laugh, but listen, the three of them jumped out of a plane with no parachute and landed totally fine IN HEELS at their kpop concert. i dont know that they can take much damage. plus i think lancelot would be really overwhelmed by the concept of kpop. and

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

he asked 1) how many knights and 2) can the kpop demon hunter weapons hurt humans. much to consider

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

i would say one definite disadvantage is that the knights do NOT have the magic of friendship. they are always infighting. they would never achieve the golden honmoon that’s for sure

grunklebongrip

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

signalfirefly

#he wouldn't fucking say that but i'm getting kind of attached to the guy you invented who did say that

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