Sir Burrow

Salt n Pepa:

Chibs

Let’s Talk About Sex...with Chibs

#nice

Kozik!!!!!!

Happy 

Koz n Happy jump on the bed in the motels and sing into hairbrushes to Push It 

TLC:

Tig

Tig twirls around to Red Light Special 

Opie

Opie is a softie and TLC is probably like 100% of his and Donna’s love songs (Crazysexycool) 

Destiny’s Child:

Juice

Juice’s cute butt belongs in the Soldier music video 

Jax

Jax’s butt too....

That’s my only reasoning 

Also, Jax should have gotten rid of Tara bc he’s a survivor and without her he’s better, richer, harder, wiser and smarter 

Beyonce - Happy 

Kelly - Tig 

Remus, Peter and Sirius all tried to peer out eagerly, excited to see who it was, although they all secretly suspected it was Lily Evans.

James whispered something to the hidden girl and then quickly recoiled as she swatted his shoulder. ‘You’re so bloody annoying!’ She groaned and then fell into view as James tugged her robes roughly. She stumbled but quickly regained balance and straightened out her crisp black robes. Her wide hazel coloured eyes scanned the compartment and the three boys inside nervously. Remus gave her a warm smile and then looked confusedly at James.

‘She’s a bit young, ain’t she, mate?’ Sirius piped up first. The girl barely looked twelve.

‘She’s eleven, ‘bout to turn twelve.’ James’ proud smile turned into a confused frown, his eyes bouncing between the girl and his friends. “‘t’s her first year...first day today! All the first years are eleven or twelve.’

Remus sighed, his eyebrows releasing their furrow, ‘look, Prongs, mate-’

James suddenly realised what they meant and he gasped, entirely offended and disgusted. ‘This is Y/N Potter you fuckin’ gits! This is my baby sister.” He scoffed at his friends and pushed Y/N inside and into the seat beside Remus.

The other boys suddenly felt ridiculous and the tips of Sirius’ ears went red, ‘sorry, Prongs.’

Remus recovered the quickest and turned to Y/N with another warm smile, ‘I’m Remus Lupin.’

‘I know,’ She smiled shyly, ‘James talks about you all nonstop. You three and a girl named Lily. I can even hear him talk about her in his sle-’ James launched at her and covered her mouth with his hand, eyes wild and panicked.

‘Yeah, he does that in the dorms too,’ Sirius smirked and in a high pitched voice wailed ‘marry me Lily Evans! For I love you more than I love Quidditch!’

‘Shut up, all of you!’ James slumped back into his seat, arms crossed and cheeks flaming. ‘She will marry me one day! Just you lot watch and see.’

‘Whatever prongs,’ Sirius rolled his eyes and turned to Y/N, ‘I’m Sirius,’ he extended his right palm to her, ‘but you already knew that, eh?” He winked and tilted his head at James. She laughed and shook his hand happily.

James watched the door of the Great Hall, anxiously awaiting the arrival of the first years.

‘She’ll be fine, Prongs. She’s a Potter, she’ll be in Gryffindor.’ Remus attempted to reassure James as he chewed nervously on his lip.

‘Yeah,’ James nodded, ‘you’re right, she is a Potter.’ He nodded again and smiled at his friends.

James Potter loved his sister more than anything. She was four years younger than him and he’d devoted his entire life to protecting her (and annoying her). He dreaded the thought of her being placed in another house away from him, especially if it were to be Slytherin.

The doors swung open and James was pulled from his worries as the short first years stumbled through the giant doors, wide eyed and entirely enthralled. James spotted his sister’s wild hair and he stood up on his seat, waving proudly at her. Y/N saw his dramatic display and immediately went red in the cheeks. She gave him a small wave and he sat back down satisfied and proud.

‘Did ya see her? She’s so little! I never realized!’ James grinned widely and sat up straighter so he could see the front of the room.

McGonagall called names forward and one by one the first years sat on the three legged stool and were sorted.

‘Anderson, Andrew’

‘Hufflepuff,’ Remus chimed, his eyes barely flicking toward the boy before going back to his book.

Sirius wagged his head, unsure, ‘Ravenclaw...maybe.’ Peter agreed with Sirius and nodded feverently.

‘HUFFLEPUFF!’

‘Dammit,’ Sirius groaned.

They carried on much the same way, each of them guessing and betting which house every student would be in.

‘Killkenny, William,’ McGonagall called and a very proud looking boy with a pointy upturned nose and beady little eyes stepped forward.

‘Slytherin, for sure,’ Sirius rolled his eyes and James caught him look over his shoulder at his brother, Regulus’, table in contempt.

‘Slytherin, for sure,’ Remus echoed and Peter nodded his agreement.

‘SLYTHERIN!’

The Slytherin table erupted and James could see Regulus clap the young boy on his back as he sat down.

A set of twins with the last name Maine were sorted into Ravenclaw, followed by three Irish cousins with the last name O’Grady into Gryffindor. Gryffindor went mental and erupted to hug the cousins, everyone squishing down to accommodate them.

‘Potter, Y/N,’ McGonagall called after everyone had gone quiet.

James watched his sister’s face drain of all colour. She nervously searched for him at the crowded red table and when she caught his eye he gave her two thumbs up and the biggest smile he could muster. With James’ support she walked confidently toward the chair, smiled at McGonagall and sat on the three legged stool.

‘Gryffindor!’ Sirius shouted over the anxious silence, which was followed by a chorus of chuckles from his table and an elbow in the ribs from Remus.

‘Quiet please, Mr Black,’ the Sorting Hat smirked before his creases widened and for a moment he looked confused.

‘Hmmm, brave, very brave indeed,’ his creased face scrunched and he hummed utop Y/N’s head, ‘but oh so very cunning and ambitious. Proud, confident, incredibly clever.’

‘What’s that meant to mean! She’s my sister, she’s obviously a Gryffindor! Cannot be anything but!’ James chewed his fingers, about to burst from his seat.

‘Hmm, yes, I know, SLYTHERIN!’

Everyone at the Slytherin table was confused, they didn’t want a Potter in Slytherin, nevertheless James Potter’s little sister. Still, they cheered politely until James exploded. He stood up loudly, the table at his end rattling.

‘How is she in, in - in SLYTHERIN?’ He screeched, absolutely appalled.

Y/N stood up carefully, placing the hat on the stool and smiled at James, ‘it’s ok James, sit down. I’m sure Slytherin isn’t so bad.’ She walked down toward the table and sat facing James, right across from Regulus Black.

James was speechless, his greatest fear had just come true. His little sister was a Slytherin. All of his dreams of hanging out in the common room with his friends and his sister, of teacher her to play Quidditch and playing on the same team and of keeping an eye on her just in case she needed him were shattered. She was all alone, only eleven and in the snake’s den. James could do barely anything to protect her now.

‘ ‘Tis alright, mate. She’ll be fine. I’m sure of it. She is a Potter, and Potter’s are as tough as they come, she’ll be-’

‘She’s a Potter and Potters are Gryffindors Remus, we aren’t dirty Slytherins.’ James scowled and sat down, his heart racing and his blood boiling. ‘Fuck the system, I will hex that stupid, ugly hat.’

‘She’s with Regulus and Snape.’ Peter pointed out timidly, his face screwed up in concern.