Robin Hood: Men in Tights {Sentence Starters}
“I challenge you to a duel.“
“Prepare for the fight scene!“
“I hope’s it worth the NOISE!“
“Thank you. Here’s your knife.“
“All right, I promise you won’t go.“
“Put a little ice on it. You’ll be fine.“
“It is a custom, and my royal right.“
“Well, to be perfectly frank, it’s bad.“
“There were all killed by the plague.“
“I knew it! I knew it would be bad news.“
“Oh good, they’ve opened the salad bar.“
“It’s a good change… it’s a good change.“
“Why not? It worked in ‘Blazing Saddles’.“
“Are you sure? He looks like Mark Twain.“
“And why should the people listen to you?“
“Save me, save me! Hurt them, hurt them!“
“Oh, my darling, I’m ready for that kiss now.“
“We’re men! We’re men in tights! Tight tights!”
“We roam around the forest looking for fights.”
“Man, I hope someone is getting a video of this!“
“You’re not going to believe this. It won’t unlock.“
“Certain? You want certain, hire yourself a witch!“
“Let’s face it. You’ve gotta be a man to wear tights!“
“You can never have my heart, my mind, or my soul!“
“I lost. I lost? Wait a second, I’m not supposed to lose.“
“This never would have happened if your father was alive.“
“ou lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.“
“And what sort of news do you have? It’s not bad news, is it?“
“It’s very fascinating. But I’m afraid I’m going to have to hurt you.“
“You are no longer worthy to wear this sacred symbol of authority.“
“What, are you crazy? Why are you laughing? This is terrible news!“
“I lost. I lost? Wait a second, I’m not supposed to lose. Let me see the script.“
“Is it not also illegal to sit on the king’s throne and usurp his power in his absence?“
“I take my machine here, I take your little thing, I put it through this hole, and then…”
“Wait, I have an idea. Maybe if you tell me the bad news in a good way, it wouldn’t sound so bad.”
“Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don’t get no tolls, then we don’t eat no rolls.”
“What? You’ll be mine? You’ll give yourself to me every night? …And sometimes, right after lunch?“
“I’ve been in here for a while. Perhaps I could be of service. Do you have any questions?”
“Will you come and share with us some of your wisdom, some of your council, and perhaps… some of your wine?“
“Tell everyone that when the day is out, we shall have a wedding. Or a hanging. Either way, we’re gonna have a lot of fun, huh?“