It's Probably Classified

[Seven minutes later]

Clint: Open the door please.

Natasha: I . . .

Clint: Yeah, I know.

[Three minutes later]

Clint: Sorry.

Clint: I'll find something to do, don't worry 'bout that. I'll make sure they're really dead or something.

Natasha: . . .

Clint: It will be.

Clint: If they do I'll help you hurt them if you let me.

Clint: Fiiiiiine

Natasha: Oh I will.

Clint: He's an idiot.

Clint: It'll be alright, Tash. Everything will work out.

[Five minutes later]

Clint: Guessing I'm still not supposed to hurt him in anyway?

Natasha: I hope so.

Natasha: If they hurt her . . .

Clint: Nat, it's okay. No one said it wasn't.

Clint: It's okay.

[Two minutes later]

Clint: And now he what?

Natasha: I know.

Natasha: Now he's still with them.

Clint: You're not.

[Two minutes later]

Clint: If you can't trust him then don't tell him.

Clint: Don't put her in danger.

Natasha: I know.

Natasha: I'm not going to.

Natasha: But I . . .

Natasha: Clint we . . .

Natasha: I used to think I loved him, back in the Red Room.

Natasha: And that was something they didn't force into me. It was real.

Natasha: But then they . . .

Clint: Yeah?

Natasha: I-

Natasha: Fuck.

Natasha: I feel like an awful person.

Natasha: I should tell him.

Natasha: But I . . .

Natasha: I can't trust him.

Winter: I didn't expect anything else from you.

Winter: [Unsent] I... was worried about y-

Winter: Merely curious.

Winter: They have contacted me, if you must know, but none of it was about you.

Winter: [Unsent] I just want to make everything right aga-

Natasha: I'm surprised.

Natasha: I took out their central training center. They'll need a new place to make their slaves.

Winter: [Unsent] I miss y-

Winter: [Unsent] How did shit end up like thi-

Winter: [Unsent] Why did I-

Winter: [Unsent] I'm lonely and I only want-

Winter: [Unsent] Why haven't you killed me ye-

Winter: [Unsent] I'm a part of RR too how come you've no-

Winter: [Unsent] I don't know if I should follow through with my orde-

Winter: I take it your mission was successful.

Natasha: . . .

Natasha: Yes.

Natasha: [Unsent] But I . . . I did not get everything I wanted.

Natasha: [Unsent] They took her . . . she . . .

Natasha: Why do you care?

Natasha: It isn't as if I took down the entire organization.

Clint: I hope so.

Clint: Well, I invited Kate, Bran, Matt and Lyra, Death. You. Me. Lucky.

Clint: :)

Natasha: Good. I am not fond of parties with too many people.

Clint: Great.

Clint: That doesn't sounds like much fun. I hope you'll enjoy this one.

Natasha: I expect this will be much more enjoyable.

Clint: I'm inviting some people over tonight for New Year's Eve. You can come if you like, it'll be nice.

Natasha: Sure.

Natasha: Never been to a New Year's party before.

I do not believe the answer to that question is relevant to anyone's lives but his and mine.

Kate: Don't worry about it.

Kate: We'll be going to the Spa together so it's all good.

Kate: You're welcome

Natasha: Sorry.

Natasha: I've never been to a spa before.

Natasha: I did not get you anything.

Natasha: I . . . thank you.