Not Only To Survive: To Die Alive

Old blog was @wolverineweaponx this is my new blog! since I can’t log in to that blog anymore.

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

When girls hit me with the “I don’t have ass” I let em know pound cake ain’t got icing but I still tear it up

this post is perfect 

This killed me!!!!!

👏 LET 👏 PEARL 👏 DATE 👏 THE 👏 MYSTERY 👏 GIRL 👏 LET 👏 PEARL 👏 HAVE 👏 A 👏 GIRLFRIEND 👏

i hate the Steven Universe fandom because i thought this was about Pearl from Spongebob and i was so pumped

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Make his dick hard not his life

Break her bed not her heart

play with her boobs not her feelings

Get on his dick not his nerves.

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

not to be racist but my best friend is gay and i do not think she would appreciate that comment.

since when is homosexuality a race 

She said she wasn’t being racist do you even read

The Catatumbo Lightning is an atmospheric phenomenon in Venezuela. For ten hours a night, up to 160 nights per year, lightening lights up the entire sky.

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The shark looks like it’s just found out about the 14 other toys