Wolfstar&Drarry

Harry: Sometimes I just wish I could get some fatherly advice from my dad...

-15 years prior-

James: I have a plan

Sirius: what percent of a plan

James: 12

Sirius: AHAHAHHAHAA

James: that is the fakest laugh

Sirius: Yeah well, if something does happen I hope it kills me.

Remus: Merlin Padfoot.

Hermione: He went out with Draco for coffee.

Ron: What! You let him go! We need to discuss this first.

Hermione: Just calm down.

Sirius: We were meant to go as a group!

Remus: Your spine was the encyclopedia definition of "not remotely functional". You had to stay behind...

Sirius: I still should have gone with you.

James: It isn't fair, he just shows up out of the boo

Remus: Blue

James: What?

Remus: It's blue not boo

James: Oh thanks I'm stein.

Snape: Look at this place, clothes strewn everywhere... pictures of your families...

Zambini: What's wrong with pictures?

Draco: oh Weasley, that's easy.

Ron: I feel like Harry enjoys getting hurt

Hermione: It's minor, he'll be out in 15 minutes.

Draco: Still, Weasleys right! It has me too stressed.

Draco: Where's the hospital bar?

Ron: That doesn't exist.

Draco: Why?

Hermione: Because that's what a suprise party is.

Draco: It won't work, he's an auror, he will know we are all inside.

Ron: Why do you have to ruin everything?

Draco: I don't know, I just have something inside me that wants to ruin things!

Remus: You need to go outside and be with the three dimensional people..

Sirius: Inside good. Outside bad.

Draco: I'm a pessimist! That's who I am. It's in my blood, this is where I feel comfortable!

Harry: No Draco, you're not happy unless you're miserable!

Ron: Well it's a start.

Draco storms in: I am offically cut off. I declare bankruptcy!

Hermione pops her head in Malfoys office as shes leaving: I just want you to know you can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen...