yeah the jade winglet's a little silly but the gold winglet was actually batshit insane like...sora's scheming to kill icicle. icicle's scheming to kill the staff. onyx is scheming to kidnap a toddler. pike almost threw hands with bigtail over a fish carcass. tamarin gets fucking blown up when sora bombs a classroom and kills bigtail. onyx gets accepted as a student despite being like 15 years older than everybody because lol why not. flame is flame.

flame is the only dragon ever who knows if someone's reading his mind and an explanation on how he can do this is never given. sora gives pike war flashbacks. literally all of them were suspects for the bombing, except for those who were in it and the person who actually did it. bigtail flame and pike were probably roommates (😨). flame tried to kill an old man. sora went missing, icicle is in jail, onyx is in kind of jail after her dad dropped a fucking boulder on her, flame is in the pyrrhian version of a psych ward (?), bigtail died, pike was probably de-toothed by coral but who's to say...

Jack Black wouldn't be cursed at all

He could honestly make anything work imo. I mean just tweak what he did for his character in Jumanji and you pretty much spot on.