also everyone treating squid game like the latest fandom of the week and making aus and trendy videos and shipping and all that is absolutely missing the point. beyond salvation

it feels to me to be equivalent to making anime boy aus of an orwell novel or some shit like that like the only reason this is happening is because it’s a modern show on netflix that’s popular and gets clicks and no one who consumes media knows how to behave. no one in their right mind would be acting like this otherwise

[STUMBLES OUT OF THE ALCHEMY LAB ON FIRE]

[JUMPS INTO THE KIDDIE POOL THAT IS IN THE LIVING ROOM FOR THIS SPECIFIC REASON]

[I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY HANDS, YOU COME CLOSE TO SEE.] "I've done it! The world's first synthetic Sigma Male."

[I OPEN MY HANDS TO REVEAL A FOUR INCH TALL LITTLE GERMAN BOY WITH LEDERHOSEN AND A BIG LOLLYPOP]

Wait a second gotta look something up

Yeah this is funny