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Rules and Regulations of a Subjugglator.

You are given clubs as a grub. It is your sworn duty to figure out how you can use these clubs. You must learn to juggle by yourself, without flaw.

You must never take off your face paint in the presence of another troll unless they are in your romantic quadrants.

You must stay loyal to your romantic quadrants.

You may only sleep with another troll outside of your romantic quadrants if they are of indigo blood and a follower of the Mirthful Messiahs.

You must never kill another troll of indigo blood unless they attacked with intent of purposeful physical harm to your being or your romantic quadrant’s being.

You must not lie, always be straightforward with your statements and thoughts.

You will give sacrifices to the Dark Carnival once you have reached your realization point. * A realization point is in which all events lead to you realizing your true potential. Every subjugglator will face this.

You must ingest the elixir, for it is a gift.

You must use the special stardust, for it is a gift.

You must remember the miracles in life. If you forsake the miracles, you forsake yourself.

You must treat lowbloods as the scum they are unless they are in any of your quadrants.

Kissing is not considered sinful. You may kiss any motherfucker you want, whenever you want.

Shall you get your own blood on your paint; you must let it remain until the wound is healed.

To believe in another faith is a sin and you will be forsaken.

You must make the person you sacrifice realize your superiority before their deaths.

You must bring mirth and merriment up until your realization point. After that, you must bring death and rage.

All indigo bloods are subjugglators, whether they wish it to or not. If you find another who does not follow your faith, you must force them.

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