Bree ♡

I’m the screaming at the last second

cuz im strong

Me: *passes a blunt to the demon in my house* AHAAA gotcha bitch , that was laced with sage get the fuck out my house

Harley is a gift from God.

This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!

That last line :((((

The fact that she actually had a plausible reason for the muzzle makes this even better.

Chosen.

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

scary how fast someone can mean so much to you

scary how fast you can mean nothing to someone

scary how fast i switched my car insurance to geico 

going from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.6 seconds

Fun facts about your sign here

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

this video is wild