WoahBeGoneWorm

Reblogging because I have to do this sometime

Okay, I know you can’t see them but I need both of their shoes. Like the red ankle boots, the shiny straps? I need immediately

if I'm being honest Spotify, Pinterest and Tumblr are the only things keeping me alive rn 😽

hello I am speaking to you from the future: this guy is awful at sex and will put you in the hospital. he owes you $500. you will have one orgasm the entire time you are with him and it will be followed by him scolding you to move your hand away from your clit because "it's distracting" and he can't cum unless he mimics the exact same level of numb pressure and total dissociation he has conditioned himself to masturbating with five times a day. every girl he has ever dated has tried to commit suicide. after you get away from him you will realize he looks exactly like Carl from Aqua Teen. instead of dating him you should turn your 100k word Sabrina fanfic into a breakout YA novel using find-and-replace and buy a decent vacuum cleaner

No that’s so fucking real though.

all a girl wants is a stable relationship with her mother