𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑤𝑖𝑟𝑙

wizard city bosses:

-staying up til 3am to try to finish a world

-Constantly being subtle about having a max so people know you know what you’re doing

-getting awesome drops… that aren’t for your school. Bonus: they’re your questing partner’s school

-joining random team ups for bosses below rank six because you feel op helping out the little wizards (or you’re just fucking bored).

-constantly talking with fellow veteran players about the “good ol days” of wiz.

-laughing at a friend who fizzles only to fizzle yourself

-defeat and collect hell.

-hating the fist arc

-forgetting prisms

-level 1s adding you because they think you’ll help them, gift them, or port them somewhere

-that love hate between helping said level ones or not because you kinda wish someone would’ve helped you

-having a crit percentage before celestia and getting super hype whenever it happens to the point you have a counter.

-Questing partners who are your main hoes

-coming up codes with friends use swear words in open chat after getting a ban notice

-“how long is the dungeon supposed to take?” Followed by “I bet we could do it in half that.”

-“you will need four people to complete this dungeon at the appropriate level.” “Challenge accepted.”

-fleeing and porting back into a match because you ran out of cards

-matching waterworks gear

-on that note, farming waterworks for days because you can’t get a full set of your school’s gear.

-needing a specific pet bred for everything and every wizard.

-failing at making said pets

-behind either underleveled or overleved

-the one annoying guy you meet in team up who thinks he’s the leader

-“ice dude, you tank.”

-gossiping about someone who randomly joined you and your questing partner in open chat when they don’t have it.

-farming and never getting the gear

-25% making fun of the bosses

-“God, I hate this world.”

-having to do side quests

-Accidentally picking up a side quest when you were clicking rapidly to skip dialogue

-weird shit in the commons

-GARDENING.

-When you only have a certain amount of time to play but your friend doesn’t collect on any of the defeat and collects so you end up using all your time fighting things and literally getting nowhere

-Noob players who don’t know how to ration their training points (I saw a fire trained into storm the other day and I just… why.)

-Getting ready for long haul dungeons by getting comfortable, putting in headphones, grabbing a snack, and zoning in. (or zoning out. )

Pros

Full of good boys and gals

Solid aesthetic, plot flows Gucci

CRIME CATS

Cons

Not a single fire hydrant bathroom

Our wizard didn’t get invited to the Policemen Ball

Biggest pet peeve on wiz is people think ice is weak. Here is my ass, blading up and drawing an enchanted frost giant or mammoth but the balance or life wizard is supporting another wizard thats storm or fire.