Hey I'm Sometimes Grump

I would be such a good wife!!! I’d pack you lunches every day and cut the strawberries into hearts. I’d put your towel in the dryer so it’s warm when you get out of the bath. I’d bake your favourite treats as a little I love you. I’d write a cute little note for you every day in your lunch and maybe slip in a Polaroid of my tits too sometimes 💕

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

Ah, your ancestors were the ones who kept the night watch around the campfire

I’m sorry but this is genuinely the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.

no i’m not lonely yes i tear up when i see random families and friend groups in public. i do it on purpose. i do it for fun. ok

waiting for my turn to speak in a conversation and trying not to interrupt literally feels like I'm trying to jump into a game of double dutch

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UGH they're so THICK 😫

been thinking a lot about anticipatory grief lately. i love you so much that i know losing you will devastate me. i haven't lost you yet but i already miss you. we still have time, but it won't be enough. i think about what i would say at your funeral, and say some of it to you now cause i need you to know how loved you are before you go. you will go where i cannot follow, but you will never really leave me. it won't make it hurt less but it is a part of healing somehow.