yeehaw

had a dream a while ago that i was GMing a tabletop and we were all talking about character ideas in discord and one of my friends just kept saying ‘can i play this?’ and linking the wikipedia page for dogs

me outside at night: hm. what's the scariest image I've ever seen

aww shit life’s too expensive i gotta sell my tower and move back in to my dads tower. fuck my gay wizard life

um the enemy of my enemy is kissing me with tongue

hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)

I’m sorry but mathematically speaking this question has a single objectively correct answer, which is 1 hole. This can be very simply proven; a straw and a torus are homotopic, and a torus has one hole.

i odnt think thats true one of my friends is a taurus and hes fine with gay people

can’t focus on work. can only think of that one lesbian poem about chivalry