snoopy will soon be canonized as a saint

blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird

guy who never gets out of bed before noon: the day goes by so fast i have no time wtf

i dont know how people can still stan taylor swift after she ate that sheet metal and spat the shrapnel at that newborn

“uwu it’s ok if you don’t want to read classics uwu reading should be fun!!!!” WRONG go work in the mines

if men r going 2 be horny and misogynistic when designing female characters can they at the very least make the outfit cunty......nothing pisses me off more than seeing a bitch with negative 2 articles of clothing on and it’s still ugly......flop ass bitches......

life tip: you can listen to a song on loop

but watch out