A Shrike to Your Sharp and Glorious Thorn

i skink therefore i scram...!

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

Called the dr's and guess who gets top surgery in three weeks

Pre op appointments are done! Surgical team also agrees going from consultation to scheduled surgery in less than two months is fuckin wild

they are having an orgy, so I will take no further pictures

i think that "claims to be pro life dies anyway" is the singular funniest phrase ever invented because there's just no coming back from that unless we suddenly get really good at necromancy

pro lifer comes back wrong and they're really upset about it because they didn't get a. a. a ch