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‘ i’ve never eaten a blueberry. ’ from cosmo,,, idk he's weird ok

memes, memes, memes !

his words took her by surprise, hand stopping mid-air. they caught her off-guard for just a moment, until she remembered. ( maybe she had always known that SOMETHING was off with cosmo and his little brother, but even she wouldn’t have expected to be told they’re from SPACE. it seemed too far fetched — but also made perfect sense, somehow. ) ‘ what, do you not have blueberries at HOME ? ’ she couldn’t say space for … a MULTITUDE of reasons, the most obvious one being that they were in public. ‘ either way, let’s put them in the cart — i make a pretty mean fruit salad, you know ? and i’d love to make one for you and pluto ! ’ pluto, the boy that reminded her of her own little brother in more than just one way, and maybe that was the reason why she was drawn to him immediately. ( it felt a little less empty when either of them were around ; their presence emitting a comforting sense of JOY and WARMTH. but maybe that was her imagination running wild again, giving her loved ones attributes that they did not necessarily possess. ) with a bright smile on her lips, hailey turned to face cosmo again. ‘ while we’re at it, is there anything ELSE you’ve never tried ? we’re already here, so it would be a SHAME to let that opportunity go to waste … they actually have this really GREAT vegan cake here that i think pluto would love ! ’ she could go on and on about this, excitement washing through her veins. what was it about showing friends new things that you liked that made you feel ten times more alive ? whatever it was, hailey enjoyed the feeling, basking in it as much as she could. ‘ oh, i know — maybe we could ask him if he wants to come along next time i go grocery shopping ? ’

#eigengrav #°.・ic.#°.・answered.#°.・cosmo.#/ this is v soft . i hope this makes up for the previous one

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‘ i’ve always had one foot out the door. with everything. especially with us. ’ from devon,,, oof

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his words stung — she knew it, he knew it ; they BOTH knew it. after all, she could tell that it was his intention. devon had been acting OFF around her for the last couple of days already, leaving hailey to question if everything was alright, whether something was up. ( to think that she had been worried about HIS wellbeing seemed almost ironic now. ) ‘ huh. ’ she had HEARD the words, knew what he meant by that, and yet she still had to properly process what was happening. ‘ from … from the very beginning ? ’ hailey didn’t need him to answer ; it was perfectly clear. she only had to waste some time to give herself the chance to work through it. ( especially with us. ) ‘ you should have let me know, then. we could have … I could have avoided all of this altogether. ’ she felt silly for admitting this, for admitting that she was falling when all he did was turn his back to leave. but she couldn’t be blamed — it was not HER fault that he hadn’t been honest with her. ( maybe it WAS her fault for rushing into things, for having her head up in the clouds. maybe it had been obvious to EVERYONE but her ? ) she took pride in being able to hold her composure ( for the most part, at least, ) but there was no denying that she’d shed a couple of tears once she was by herself. ‘ it’s not … FAIR to get into something if you’re not going to stay for the long run. not when you don’t make it clear that it’s all you want. it feels like … like you’ve been lying to me all along, and - ’ she stopped herself, biting down on her lip. no, she couldn’t put ALL the blame on him — it was a miscommunication error between BOTH of them. ( and if she was being honest, she didn’t take devon to be someone who’d deliberately hurt somebody. ) she shut her eyes, collecting her thoughts for just a few seconds before she sighed. ‘ let’s just … shut the door, then. there’s no use in doing something if you can’t put your all into it. we both deserve to have that. ’

#eigengrav #°.・ic.#°.・answered.#°.・devon.#/ (:

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✰ * º ❛ you’re the worst sentence starters. ❜

‘ who knows their own address? ’ ‘ are we feminists? is this feminism? ’ ‘ i’m not a sidekick! i’m beyonce, not kelly rowland. ’ ‘ your cockaholism may just be about the least important thing in the world to me right now. ’ ‘ i wouldn’t call 10 a.m. ‘really early’. ’ ‘ cool! let’s add cocaine to the butt stuff. ’ ‘ you can’t leave! i love you! ’ ‘ do you even know what love means? ’ ‘ now go make me some bagel bites. ’ ‘ love isn’t about having somebody get you things. love is putting someone else’s feelings above your own. do you think you could ever do that? honestly? ’ ‘ do i look like a fitbit? i don’t give a shit about your sleep. ’ ‘ why are you yelling at me? what are you doing in my house? ’ ‘ i need you to act like a human person and pick up your damn phone when i call your skank ass! ’ ‘ you know, after i cleaned the fries off your face and put you to bed, you said something to me that was pretty dark. ’ ‘ did you wear your booby shirt? ’ ‘ if i don’t get a night off soon, i think my liver is gonna slide out of my body. ’ ‘ i’m peeing blood and i briefly forgot the word for telephone. ’ ‘ you’re right. she’s gonna hate me. ’ ‘ you think i’m an unfriendly treacherous mountain? ’ ‘ we’re adults! we can do this ourselves. ’ ‘ you’re losing your hair. ’ ‘ practicing what? dying alone? ’ ‘ i told the spice girls i was dying in order to get free concert tickets. ’ ‘ i learned blue balls were a myth when i was 12. ’ ‘ i’m not much of a cleaner. ’ ‘ you’re not much of a human! ’ ‘ did you slither out of your mothers cooch yesterday? ’ ‘ i can’t believe i finally made a new friend and i tried to bang her the first time we hung out. ’ ‘ no offense, but you’re kind of making my skin crawl. ’ ‘ i’m not comfortable about feelings. ’ ‘ aren’t we lucky we’re both in professions where we can day drink? ’ ‘ i’m glad this is a one-night thing so we can reveal all this awful shit about ourselves. ’ ‘ what do you mean you watch tv on your computer? ’ ‘ i don’t know what i’m doing here. i’m not even attracted to you. ’ ‘ you two are poison people. this is gonna end so badly. ’ ‘ if you wanna go, just go. ’ ‘ why can’t you just let this be over? ’ ‘ you and i, we’re inevitable. ’ ‘ move in with me. ’ ‘ i just humiliated myself by accepting your non-marriage proposal, i cannot now move in with you. ’ ‘ you’re just doing this as a hail mary because you know you’re about to lose me for good. ’ ‘ what i have finally realized is that the worst possible draft of my life is the one without you in it. i hate it, but you goddamn floor me. ’ ‘ oh shit… we’re gonna do this even though we know there is only one way this ends. whether in a week or twenty years, there is horrible sadness and pain coming in and we’re inviting it. ’ ‘ she stayed! you say she forced you, but we both know there’s not a person on this planet who’s ever had a good outcome trying to force you to do anything. she stayed and that means something whether you wanna admit it or not. ’ ‘ i’m not doing anything… i’m crying in my car. ’ ‘ don’t start keeping secrets now. ’ ‘ the only thing i need from you is to not make a big deal with it and be okay with how i am and the fact that you can’t fix me. ’ ‘ no, i’m mad at you because you think you can fix me! you can’t fix me! i don’t need to be fixed! ’ ‘ it’s like you have amnesia. every day you think things are gonna be different. ’ ‘ maybe you can understand this: i feel nothing. ’ ‘ i’ll be back in a couple of days. ’ ‘ you stayed? …you stayed! ’ ‘ you just said ‘boyfriend.’ ’ ‘ i understand that my actions could lead you to feel a bit unwelcome and i’ll work on not being such a control freak. ’ ‘ i’m done comparing this to what normal people do. ’ ‘ normal people are terrible. ’ ‘ when i look at you, i swear i can see years years into the future with you. ’ ‘ …i love you too. ’ ‘ i’ve just heard that you’re the worst. ’ ‘ i tricked him into giving me back rubs, saying it made me horny. ’ ‘ obviously, i thought it was, like, boring as shit. ’ ‘ clearly you used to jack off to hemingway in high school. ’ ‘ i’m an irresponsible monster who burned down her apartment with a vibrator. ’ ‘ if there is even a remote possibility of breakfast and you don’t wake me up, i will never touch your dick again with any part of my body. ’ ‘ jokes on you, dummy, i’m already horny. ’ ‘ oh my god! that is so sexist and mansplain-y. ’ ‘ if ‘i love you’ is like a promise, it’s just a promise to try real hard. doesn’t mean you can’t fail. ’ ‘ i shit myself earlier and that is only the second most embarrassing thing that has happened to me today. ’ ‘ you knew who i was, you don’t get to act surprised now. ’ ‘ bam! carpe those diems! ’ ‘ i have to gone girl myself and start over where nobody knows me. ’ ‘ i’m going to have a baby. ’ ‘ i just want my kids to be sad when i die. ’ ‘ i didn’t want to kill him. i just snapped! ’ ‘ i feel guilty because of how much he suffered… and because you stabbed him on purpose. ’ ‘ you’re so getting murdered. ’ ‘ i can’t tell him my brain is broken. ’ ‘ don’t stalk me again because you suck at it. ’ ‘ back off, bitch. ’ ‘ don’t go. ’ ‘ i got your back, always. ’ ‘ you might not be useful in the radish sense, but you’re a good friend and you make people happy. ’ ‘ when i get back, you’re going to take me to a real bar and feed me cheap whiskey until i forget about that time i stopped being able to have sex with my boyfriend ever again because he took me to a bar that only served water! ’ ‘ so, would you say it’s a… problem-free philosophy? it’s like… no worries for the rest of your days? ’ ‘ did you just quote the lion king to me? ’ ‘ hey, um, so listen… i think you’re funny and cute and i’d like to take you on a date with me for a date. ’ ‘ why did you put a murder tour on your list? ’ ‘ you even quit a rewards club because you couldn’t handle the commitment. ’ ‘ wear your stains on the outsides of your clothes. ’ ‘ see? dogs eat nachos. ’ ‘ hey, that’s your best garbage bag. you going somewhere? ’ ‘ i’ll be out by the time you get back. have fun, you deserve it… whoever she is. ’ ‘ red licorice vodka? ’ ‘ send money, loser! ’ ‘ and you date him… willingly. ’ ‘ my heart is a dumb dumb. ’ ‘ i’ve always been able to flip myself back over eventually, but… i ran out of times. this is how i am now and it’s not okay with you, nor should it be. ’ ‘ i suppose it’s good that this happened now, instead of like, ten years down the line. ’ ‘ the world is absolutely lousy with people and i hate them all. i hate everyone but you. ’ ‘ what the hell is wrong with us? ’ ‘ let’s make a pact never to feel anything around each other ever again. ’ ‘ i’ve never eaten a blueberry. ’ ‘ i’ve always had one foot out the door. with everything. especially with us. ’ ‘ so, you might just suddenly bounce out of here? ’ ‘ can we just… bail? ’ ‘ you’ve had a little too much to drink, didn’t you, buddy? ’

#tbt.

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first date starters

Send me one to see how my muse reacts. Feel free to alter to fit muses.

“Would you like to come in for a nightcap?”

“I don’t sleep with someone on the first date.”

“I promise, I have a better track record than this.”

“I don’t normally do blind dates, but [name] spoke very highly of you!”

“This is my favorite place for first dates.”

“So – do you want to get together again sometime soon?”

“I’m not looking for anything serious.”

“I don’t want the night to end.”

“I think it’s best if we’re upfront about what we want right now.”

“Wow, you don’t look anything like your picture online.”

“It’s so great to finally meet you in person!”

“I should probably tell you that I just got out of a long-term relationship.”

“Want to come upstairs?”

“I can walk you home, if you like.”

“Walk me home?”

“Let’s go dancing!”

“Yeah, I don’t think we should do this again.”

“This was fun and all, but I don’t see us working out.”

“That movie sucked!”

“I wasn’t sure you’d come.”

“I was starting to think you’d stood me up.”

“I’m done screwing around. I want a real relationship.”

“It’s too early to call, but I have a good feeling about this.”

“Let me get the check.”

“Want to split the check?”

“It’s nothing personal, I just don’t think we fit.”

“This was the worst date of my life.”

“Don’t call me again.”

“Oh, God, my ex is here.”

“That wasn’t exactly how I imagined our first date going.”

“This was nice. Just a simple, sweet first date.”

“What, no good night kiss?”

“I don’t think I can date a Republican/Democrat.”

“It’s important to me that I date someone within the faith.”

“Want to play a game? Twenty Questions, or something?”

“Trust me – don’t want to go there.”

“We probably shouldn’t go there. My ex hangs out there sometimes and I think seeing them would kind of kill the mood.”

“I don’t date much, to be honest.”

“I hate to come on too strong, but I really, really like you.”

“Can I kiss you?”

“Why do you even like me? Is it the money?”

“Look, I gotta be honest – you were rude to the waiter, and that’s a serious turn-off.”

“Whoa! That’s off-limits until, like, the tenth date.”

“Wow, you come on strong, don’t you?”

“I’m not making the greatest impression right now, am I?”

“Have you ever been here before?”

“I’ve never been here before!”

“I don’t normally meet up with people from Tinder/Grindr/OkCupid.”

“Where do you see yourself in five years?”

“That’s it! I’m leaving!”

“Hey! You’re on this date with me, remember?”

“I like you, but I think you’re hung up on your ex.”

“You haven’t let me get a word in edgewise all night!”

“Are you always this shy?”

“So, what do you do for a living?”

“Why did you even agree to go out with me?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

#tbt.

rp-meme-glaceon

Peer into my muse's memories: Part 2

💌- A memory about an important event in my muse's life

🎀- A memory about being a child

🛍- A memory about being a teenager

🍾- A memory about being an adult

🛌- A memory about being old/on their deathbed

🎎- A memory about their parents

🎏- A memory about their siblings

💎- A precious memory they hold dear

🕯- A sad memory they would rather forget

🗑- A silly situation that still makes them laugh

🌌- A time they got to admire the beauty of nature

🌃- A time they got to admire the beauty of a city

🎞- A memory that never fails to come back to their mind, good or bad

🐉- A memory that gets them thinking

🌸- A memory about life and joy

🥀- A memory about death and grief

🌱- WILDCARD!!!

#tbt.

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“the wedding singer” musical sentence meme: act two

not the film ! trigger warning for sexual content & cursing ! ACT ONE .

ALL ABOUT THE GREEN .

❛ there’s a big shiny future you’ve been dying to buy . ❜ ❛ better start power lunching in your power tie . ❜ ❛ if you wanna be somebody , it’s all about the green . ❜ ❛ if you sell your soul , at least you’ve made a sale . ❜ ❛ you could end world hunger or create a vaccine . ❜ ❛ it’s all about the big bucks , fat checks , midnight flights to lax . ❜ ❛ trading stocks & trading wives . ❜ ❛ it’s all about the corporate hacks like stabbing backs & twisting arms real slow . ❜

SOMEDAY ( REPRISE ) .

❛ someday when the dream is coming true , will you be right for me ? ❜ ❛ will i be right for you ? ❜

RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES .

❛ every time you see his face you get annoyed . ❜ ❛ if ignorance is bliss , he’s overjoyed . ❜ ❛ what would happen if one day he wasn’t there ? ❜ ❛ could you wake up one day & realize the one that you want is right in front of your eyes ? ❜ ❛ you’re still thinking of that jackass with the bass . ❜ ❛ you might have a champagne wish or two plus a caviar dream . ❜ ❛ are the lifestyles of the rich & famous really all they seem ? ❜

ALL ABOUT THE GREEN ( REPRISE ) .

❛ it’s all about the bud light , bourbon chaser , sloe gin fizz , & mind eraser . ❜ ❛ booze is now my therapist . ❜ ❛ no one cries at happy hour . ❜

SINGLE .

❛ pour a double gin — here’s to your double chin ! ❜ ❛ yeah , start the party , start a tab ! ❜ ❛ you're single & you’ll keep staying single if you’re smart . ❜ ❛ you’re single . no chick will ever moonwalk on your heart . ❜ ❛ this is when the good times really start . ❜ ❛ does my ass look fat ? ❜ ❛ bust a move in women’s underwear while you’re blasting cher or wham ! ❜ ❛ the toilet seat stays up & the fridge gets stocked with beer & spam , ‘cause you’re single . ❜ ❛ not a care in the world can bother you . ❜ ❛ you can do what you’ve always wanted to . ❜ ❛ i got a date with my left hand . ❜ ❛ in the words of nietzsche , bros before hoes ! ❜ ❛ i never liked girls at all . ❜ ❛ at times i might want someone to hold me tight & promise me that everything’ll be alright . ❜ ❛ everything’ll be alright . ❜ ❛ i’ll stay single till i’m rotting slowly in my lonely forgotten grave ! ❜

IF I TOLD YOU .

❛ waiting here underneath your window , hoping for some kind of sign . ❜ ❛ every move , every tiny gesture only proves that you’re not mine . ❜ ❛ i could write you a thousand love songs . ❜ ❛ what good would it do when it seems i’m out of time ? ❜ ❛ if i told you all the words i’ve yet to say , would they matter ? ❜ ❛ if i hold you , will you tell me i should go ? ❜ ❛ do i chance it ? or would it be better not to know ? ❜ ❛ who’s that girl with the perfect future ? ❜

LET ME COME HOME .

❛ i know i kind of went out with a band when i dumped you out of the blue . ❜ ❛ my heart’s just like a boomerang , it came right back to you . ❜ ❛ i’ve learned my lesson . ❜ ❛ let me come home to you . ❜ ❛ i don’t want to be alone anymore .. ❜ ❛ you gotta have a safety school , so now you’re my back - up . ❜ ❛ tomorrow when you wake up , you’ll no longer have an ex . ❜ ❛ the best part of a breakup is the make - up sex . ❜

50 YEARS / IF I TOLD YOU ( REPRISE ) .

❛ we met at the podiatrist . ❜ ❛ who knew our love would be so sweet , brought together by two infected feet . ❜ ❛ are you gone for good ? ❜ ❛ is there something left that i could say ? ❜ ❛ i still have you to dry my tears . ❜ ❛ here’s to fifty more years in your arms . ❜

MOVE THAT THANG .

❛ i ain’t got time for tea & scones . ❜ ❛ the roof might have snow , but that don’t mean there ain’t a fire burning down below . ❜ ❛ it’s never too late to move that thang ! ❜ ❛ do you feel me , boo ? ❜ ❛ i’m chillin’ like a villain . ❜

GROW OLD WITH YOU .

❛ i wanna make you smile whenever you’re sad . ❜ ❛ i wanna carry you around when your arthritis is bad . ❜ ❛ all i wanna do is grow old with you . ❜ ❛ i’ll build you a fire if the furnace breaks . ❜ ❛ i’ll even let you hold the remote control . ❜ ❛ let me put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink . ❜ ❛ i’ll miss you , kiss you . ❜ ❛ when we play checkers , i’ll let you cheat . ❜ ❛ will you marry me ? ❜

IT’S YOUR WEDDING DAY ( FINALE ) .

❛ he got dumped by his fiancée & then he just snapped . ❜ ❛ things ended up the way they should . ❜ ❛ care to dance ? ❜ ❛ there’s not a single thing that we should hide . ❜ ❛ if i hold you , i might not ever let you go . ❜

#°.・memes.

diiagnose

“the wedding singer” musical sentence meme: act one

not the film ! trigger warnings for alcohol , sexual content , suicidal ideation , & mentions of drugs ! change pronouns as needed ! ACT TWO .

IT’S YOUR WEDDING DAY .

❛ i wrote a song six years ago . ❜ ❛ the band & i are in demand . ❜ ❛ i can guarantee that love will find you . ❜ ❛ when it’s your wedding day , all the problems melt away . ❜ ❛ love is what i do . ❜ ❛ we’re like a finely tuned machine . ❜ ❛ he’ll invite me over for christmas eve . ❜ ❛ bang your head ! ❜ ❛ i’ll dance your mom all around the room . ❜

SOMEDAY .

❛ did you see the bride ? ❜ ❛ don’t you hate her ? ❜ ❛ she’s so happy ! ❜ ❛ the lights are dim , there’s a smoky haze . ❜ ❛ it’s a moment built to save . ❜ ❛ it’s so romantic i could die right here & now . ❜ ❛ it’s gonna be that way for us . ❜ ❛ someday when it’s me , i’ll know our love was meant to be . ❜ ❛ all you’ll need is me & all i’ll need is you . ❜ ❛ take that veil off ! ❜ ❛ i’m so jealous i could cry . ❜ ❛ i know not every marriage lasts when things go bad . ❜ ❛ soon you’ll take my hand & pledge your love to me . ❜ ❛ i’ll just get married vicariously . ❜

A NOTE FROM LINDA .

❛ i think we need some space . ❜ ❛ smiley face ! ❜ ❛ i woke this morning , prepared to walk on air . ❜ ❛ i realized that you cramped my style as i crimped my hair . ❜ ❛ you’re just not that same person . ❜ ❛ you sing while people chew ! ❜ ❛ you live in your grandma’s basement ! ❜ ❛ deep down you weren’t in love with me , you were just in love with love . ❜ ❛ it’s best we end this before we start . ❜ ❛ the ‘ i ‘ is dotted with a broken heart . ❜

POP !

❛ every five seconds a girl gets engaged according to cosmo’s latest quiz . ❜ ❛ it’s a challenge that every woman faces . ❜ ❛ let’s make sure that we’ve covered our bases . ❜ ❛ you’ve lived off tab & lean cuisine . ❜ ❛ you’re minty fresh & zestfully clean . ❜ ❛ he’s gonna pop the question . ❜ ❛ there’s no reason to stop & question his love . ❜ ❛ oh my god ! she’s like cinderella ! ❜ ❛ i’m like her fairy godmother , only slutty ! ❜ ❛ is someone a catch if they can’t be caught ? ❜ ❛ could it be the guy has just outgrown me ? ❜ ❛ i’ll die alone in socks & flats — the lady with the fifty cats . ❜ ❛ he’ll never pop the question . ❜ ❛ you’re gonna be fine . just breathe . ❜ ❛ hey , baby . ❜ ❛ you look hot . ❜ ❛ let’s eat . ❜ ❛ we’re going round in circles here . ❜ ❛ it’s as if all resolves around him . ❜ ❛ everybody’s having champagne . you don’t want any , do you ? ❜ ❛ if one more couple gets engaged or i hear one more cork , it’s hari kari with this fancy little salad fork . ❜ ❛ this is the end , right ? ❜ ❛ i want us to be husband & wife . ❜ ❛ he totally popped the question . ❜

SOMEBODY KILL ME .

❛ you don’t know how much i need you . ❜ ❛ while you’re near me , i don’t feel blue . ❜ ❛ when we kiss i know you need me , too . ❜ ❛ i can’t believe i found a love that’s so pure & true . ❜ ❛ it was all bullshit ! it was a goddamn joke ! ❜ ❛ i hope you fuckin’ choke ! ❜ ❛ i hope you’re glad with what you’ve done to me ! ❜ ❛ i lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy ! ❜ ❛ you left here all alone . ❜ ❛ somebody kill me please ! ❜ ❛ i want to die ! ❜ ❛ put a bullet in my head ! ❜

A NOTE FROM GRANDMA .

❛ i know you’re feeling low . ❜ ❛ though things might seem dismal , there’s one thing you need to know . ❜ ❛ you’ll find someone who loves you , sure as waves will find the shore . ❜

CAUSALITY OF LOVE .

❛ i thought i had the kind of love you find in fairy tales . ❜ ❛ my girl ripped out my heart with her plastic press - on nails . ❜ ❛ i’m a causality of love . ❜ ❛ i put a top hat on my cat then asked him to my prom . ❜ ❛ i was stood up by my date & by date i mean my mom . ❜ ❛ each night i open up my mouth & give those twinkies a shove . ❜ ❛ we’re from different walks of life & different points of view . ❜ ❛ love’s a hoax , love’s a tease , love’s a piñata full of bees . ❜ ❛ love’s a wound , watch it bleed . ❜ ❛ you’ll end up just like this . ❜ ❛ trust me , love always ends . ❜ ❛ you’ll be fat , divorced , & broke while she has sex with all your friends . ❜

COME OUT OF THE DUMPSTER .

❛ tonight you made some mistakes . i’ll admit you hit a few bumps . ❜ ❛ i hate to see you like this — down on your luck , down in the dumps . ❜ ❛ though hope might seem in short supply , you have to move on . you have to try . ❜ ❛ don’t leave me standing here . ❜ ❛ come out of the dumpster , it’s okay . the coast is clear . ❜ ❛ the cop cars are leaving . channel live’s packed up its crew . ❜ ❛ i’ll be right here waiting for you . ❜ ❛ .. so , you’re back in the dumpster . ❜ ❛ everyone has a dumpster , a stumbling block they can’t ignore . ❜ ❛ to fight it makes you stronger & next time you might stand . ❜ ❛ here , take a hold of my hand . ❜ ❛ your first day back wasn’t all you anticipated . ❜ ❛ i bit the best man . ❜ ❛ the bride had to be sedated . ❜ ❛ this sort of thing happens all the time . ❜ ❛ when life gives you garbage , use it to climb . ❜ ❛ look , you’re out of the dumpster ! ❜ ❛ was that so hard after all ? ❜ ❛ from here it looks so small . ❜ ❛ you’re back where you started on your way to success . ❜ ❛ will you sing at my wedding ? ❜

TODAY YOU ARE A MAN .

❛ there’s a gift from every guest . ❜ ❛ today you are a man . ❜ ❛ your goyim friends have been agog since they left the synagogue . ❜ ❛ drunk on schnapps & in a fog & speaking hebrew best they can . ❜ ❛ there’s a waitress dressed up like a go - go . ❜ ❛ shiksas are a no - no ! ❜ ❛ at least it’s not your bris . ❜ ❛ today you are a boy . ❜

NOT THAT KIND OF THING .

❛ it’s a tricky situation — first fight . ❜ ❛ why not tell yourself you’re both wrong , both right . ❜ ❛ we’re sister & brother . ❜ ❛ tell the stars in the heavens they’ve been misaligned , ‘cause it’s not that kind of thing . ❜ ❛ you get stuck with them for better or worse . ❜ ❛ it’s emasculating holding a purse & it doesn’t match my jacket . ❜ ❛ your evil scheme has worked out just as you planned it . ❜ ❛ i’ve shopped , you’ve carried . ❜ ❛ you’re scary . ❜ ❛ there are times when her eyes meet mine & linger there maybe a bit too long . ❜ ❛ i wonder .. is there something hidden in this stare ? ❜ ❛ no , i couldn’t be more wrong ! ❜

SATURDAY NIGHT IN THE CITY .

❛ my favorite club’ll always double my vodka shots . ❜ ❛ tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1986 ! ❜ ❛ it’s saturday night in the city ! ❜ ❛ the dance floor smoke , a bump of coke , & everything taboo . ❜ ❛ i gotta pair of parachute pants that grandma bought me to wear . ❜ ❛ new york is reserved for the rich & proud . ❜ ❛ hoping sunday morning you’ll have sins to confess . ❜ ❛ everybody’s equal when they’re thrashing on the floor . ❜ ❛ why would anything be wrong ? let’s get drunk ! ❜ ❛ i’m not tipsy .. i’m hammered ! ❜ ❛ my body’s an amusement park , the first ride’s on me . ❜ ❛ don’t stop to question if you’re gonna score . ❜ ❛ being young & stupid is what saturday is for ! ❜ ❛ tell yourself that you must have been out of your mind .. ❜

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‘ you’ve got my adrenaline pumping when you’re standing this close. ’

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She always had that about her, that look of otherness, of eyes that see things much too far, and of thoughts that wander off the edge of the world.

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