10 Things I Hate about you sentence starters
"But she's a mutant! What if she never dates?"
"I heard he ate a duck once."
"Everthing but the feet and the beak."
"I have a dick on my face, don't I?"
"Well, let's think about this. We go to the movies, that's 15 bucks. We have popcorn, that's 15 more. And, she'll want raisinettes."
"This isn't a negotiation. Take it or leave it, trailer park."
"Sweating like a pig actually, and yourself?"
"Do you even know my boy, screw-boy?"
"I know a lot more than you think."
"Have you ever considered a new look? I mean seriously, you could have some definite potential under all this hostility."
"You don't always have to be who they want you to be, you know."
"It's not like she's coming back to claim them."
"I was in the laundromat. I saw your car, I came over to say hi."
"Am I that transparent? I want you. I need you. Oh baby, Oh baby."
"What is it, asshole day?"
"My insurance does not cover PMS!"
"Are you punishing me because I want you to stay close to home?"
"You won't know what you want until you're 45, and even if you get it, you'll be too old to use it."
"Did you just maim ____'s car?"
"You better hope you're as smooth as you think you are, _____."
"What is it with this chick? She have beer flavored nipples?"
"So you two are going to help me main the wild beast?"
"The perfect opportunity for what?"
"This is gonna be some party."
"I think I like the white shirt better."
"You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it."
"A girl's room is very personal."
"Don't touch anything. You might get hepatitis."
"So you're telling me I'm a non-smoker."
"Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?"
"I can't be seen at club skunk, alright?"
"She has a pair of black underwear, if that helps."
"You know who the raincoats are?"
"I was watching you for a moment out there. I've never seen you look so sexy!"
"You never give up, do you?"
"Otherwise known as an orgy?"
"And hell is just a sauna."
"Meaningless consumer-driven lives."
"I want you to wear the belly!"
"Not all night. Just around the living room for a minute so you can understand the weight of your decisions."
"No drinking. No drugs. No kissing. No ritual animal slaughters of any kind."
"Can you stop being so self-involved for one minute?"
"I'm nervous, I'm excited, it's just all very mixed up."
"Must be ____ with the brie"
"Looking fresh tonight, pussycat"
"Did your hairline just recede?"
"I am busy enjoying my adolescence. So please, scamper off."
"You really look amazing."
"And we all know I look amazing."
"Really. Really, thank you."
"First of all, ____'s not half the man you are. Secondly, don't let anyone ever stop you from going for what you want."
"Who needs affection when I have blind hatred?"
"Listen to me ___, open your eyes!"
"Hey. Your eyes have a little green in them."
"Hey _____. Um. Do you think you can give me a ride home?"
"Yes, install car stereos."
"My father would love that!"
"You don't strike me as the type who would ask their father for permission."
"The only thing people know about me is that I'm scary."
"Okay, no, not actually."
"Have you always been this selfish?"
"And I'm back into the game!"
"Yes, Miss I have an opinion about everything."
"I don't know, she could need a day to cool off."
"Can you even imagine? Who the hell would go to that antiquated mating ritual."
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