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For every "♡" I get I'll give tip on how to win my muse's heart.

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༻ || OoC;; All I wanted to do was come home and do drafts, but if I’m being honest with myself, I’ve been up for 36 hours and knew it wasn’t gonna happen. || .༺
Reblog if you’re okay with rp partners editing out any typos in your reply if they notice them
I personally would love it if they would save me the embarrassment, I’ve thought about doing the same but I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.
༻ || OoC;; F R I E N D L Y R E M I N D E R!!! I’m always adding to my wishlist of AUs so if you don’t want to roleplay with demon!Zeph for feel that he doesn’t fit into any of your verses, just know I’m super flexible and always here for AUS. || .༺
angsty shit i’ve said or heard regarding relationships
oo1. “do you honestly think this is all about you?”
oo2. “it’s not the first time you’ve done this.”
oo3. “and you think that this is okay?”
oo4. “i’m just so fucking tired of feeling this way.”
oo5. “let’s just be friends.”
oo6. “you know i can’t just be friends with you.”
oo7. “whenever i see you with him/her or whenever i look at you in general, i always think: fuck, i messed up.”
oo8. “you’re the one that got away for me.”
oo9. “please don’t leave - i need you in my life.”
o1o. “can’t you give me a second chance?”
o11. “you know that i can’t do this.”
o12. “can’t you just think about how i fucking feel for once?”
o13. “we’re not even together and this feels like a fucking break up.”
o14. “you have a special place in my heart, you know that.”
o15. “fuck, i wish i could just rewind time.”
o16. “i’m so sorry, i really fucked up this time.”
o17. “i promise you, i’ll change!”
o18. “please, please just trust me.”
o19. “it wasn’t what it looked like!”
o20. “i’m not leaving, i’m just not going to talk to you for a bit.”
o21. “i just need to be alone right now.”
o22. “you not talking to me is as good as leaving.”
o23. “just look at me and tell me that you don’t love me anymore.”
o24. “just tell me you don’t love me, and i’ll leave you alone.”
o25. “just put yourself in my shoes, if you were me, you’d know how i feel.”
o26. “if you really did love me, you wouldn’t have done it in the first place.”
o27. “if you really cared about how i feel, even the slightest bit, you’d never do it in the first place.”
o28. “really? at times like this you’re bribing me with food to win my love?”
o29. “as much as i don’t want to leave, i have to.”
o30. “i’m sorry, it’s just the best option for me right now.”

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Send 💀 to walk in on my muse killing someone.
give me fucking royal!aus
🍊 muse a is betrothed to muse b’s sibling bUT GUESS WHAT MUSE A IS A GAY AND FALLS FOR MUSE B 🍊 servant and royal falling in love???? muse a is next in line for the throne but muse b their best friend and personal servant has been with them since childhood and they share everything together anD MAYBE MUSE A IS HARBORING A CRUSH FOR THEIR SERVANT AND SO IS MUSE B 🍊 bickering ass royals who are forced to get married because their countries are about to go to war and so their parents are like FUCK OK WE DONT WANT WAR MARRY and muses are constantly bickering bUT OK MAYBE THIS OTHER ROYAL IS FUCKIN HOT cue angsty hot makeout sessions 🍊 lANGUAGE BARRIER MUSES muse a is betrothed to muse b but muse a is pissed about this and refuses to learn muse b’s language and so awkward interactions and broken languages but the effort muse b puts into learning muse a’s language makes muse a maybe sort of like muse b 🍊 ROYAL MUSE A HAS NEVER BEEN OUT OF THE CASTLE BUT MANAGES TO SNEAK OUT AND MEETS MUSE B WHOSE A SHOP VENDOR AND FALLS IN FUCKING LOVE AND THEY HAVE A GRAND OL DAY BUT THEN MUSE A DISAPPEARS BC RESPONSIBILITIES AND MUSE B IS LIKE FUCK THEY WERE CUTE AND THEN THE NEXT DAY THEY SEE THEM WAVING TO THE PEOPLE AND MUSE B IS LIKE WHAT THE HELL I JUST KISSED THE ROYAL OF MY COUNTRY I 🍊 muse a is known as the playboy royal and bangs everyone thats willing and then muse b comes along and is muse a’s tutor in like fencing or something and muse a is like IM GONNA GET IN UR PANTS and muse b is like what the fuck no focus on your fucking sword
also just nice ass fucking dresses and shit i’m such a hoe for royal aus like pLEASE GIVE ME ALL THE ROYAL AUS
school aus
♥ you need help in school and i could use some extra credit au. ♥ i stumble drunk in your hotel room during a school trip au. ♥ i accidentally take your book au. ♥ i found you cryingin the toilets au. ♥ we were working on a project til late and they locked us in au. ♥ your friends made fun of me and you stood up for me au. ♥ my best friend took you to prom but you slept with me au. ♥ your dad’s the teacher and i have to submit a late assignment by delivering it to his house au. ♥ i confused your locker for mine au. ♥ you loved books and we endedup making out in the back of school’s library au. ♥ i thought you’re my girl and i pulled you in the janitor’s closet au
city aus
♥ we shared a cab to pay less au. ♥ they called your name at starbucks but i snatched your cup and wrote my number on it au. ♥ my wannabe indie rock band plays a gig and you’re drunk as fuck dancing in front of me au.
♥ you helped me cross the street cause i was carrying too many bags au. ♥ you didn’t pick up your dog’s poop and i felt the need to call you out on it au. ♥ we got stuck in the elevator au. ♥ i crashed your car while parking au. ♥ you dropped your wallet and i brought it to your house au. ♥ “keep it down when having sex” au. ♥ we came up on kiss cam during a giants game au. ♥ you almost got hit by a car and i pushed you away au.
other aus
♥ we got involved in a fight at a bar and had to spend the night sharing a cell au.
♥ we kissed at a party and next day our parents told us they’re dating au.
♥ you’re thirty years younger than my father but you’re dating him au.
just my type yeah yeah~
on my society6!
An assortment of ‘apartment’ plots I need:
The walls are paper thin and…
The walls are paper thin and I can always hear you having sex and honestly idk if i’m more jealous because i’m not getting any or irritated because it’s keeping me up at night?
The walls are paper thin and you’re always singing in the shower, and honestly you’re terrible but idk how to tell you, so I’ve just started to play music over you but you seem to know every song and it only makes you sing louder??
The walls are paper thin and you just heard the brutal break up of me and my ex, and now you’re trying to comfort me through the walls and it’s kinda awkward but it’s also helping so?
The walls are paper thin and every night I watch jeopardy and I guess you’re really smart because every night you shout out the correct answer and at this point I’m not sure there’s a question you can’t answer?
The walls are paper thin and I hear you having obnoxious parties every night, and I would be mad but at the end of it all I can hear you crying yourself to sleep and i’m actually kind of worried about this lifestyle you’re living?
The walls are paper thin and i’m not even really sure how it started but every night we have conversations about our day over dinner and at this point idk why I haven’t just invited you over?
You broke into my apartment… (also works the other way around)
You were drunk and you broke into my apartment and I would call the cops but you’re kind of out like a light so I’d kind of feel bad but you bet your ass i’ll be waiting for you to wake up until morning so I can ask who the fuck you are?
You were drunk and you broke into my apartment and when you found out this wasn’t your friend’s apartment you started crying and I really don’t know what to do?
You were drunk and you climbed in through my apartment window and I’m not really sure how you managed it because not only is the fire escape broken but you are really fucking plastered? Please, teach me your skills?
You broke into my apartment to avoid something and you won’t really tell me what it is and i’m actually kind of afraid you might be a murderer so why shouldn’t I call the cops?
You snuck into my apartment to avoid your ex while my door was open for groceries and I got so scared I spilled the milk everywhere?
You broke into my apartment while I was out for whatever reason and when I came home I knocked you out and now you’re unconscious on my floor and idk what to do?
We always see each other in the elevator…
We always see each other in the elevator during our walk of shame and it’s gotten to the point where we just share our escapades now and why haven’t we slept together yet?
We always see each other in the elevator and it’s inanely awkward because we both live on the top floor of this really tall apartment complex and we always ride in silence because the one time I tried talking to you I fucked up REALLY bad.
We always see each other in the elevator and now we’ve gotten stuck because of a power outage so really, I guess we should get to know one another at this point.
We always see each other in the elevator and it’s blatantly obvious you’re terrified of them even if you insist you aren’t.
We always see each other in the elevator and I know it’s you who didn’t hold the elevator the one time I was carrying something really heavy and I swear, I will get my revenge.

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💋 (demon appearance <3 )
Send “💋” to kiss my muse out of nowhere. || [ Accepting ]
♞⊱⊱▬ Valefar kissed as he did everything else, with calculated percision that left the smaller demon whimpering against the parted lips. Every sweep of the wicked tongue caused a shiver to run the the smaller crimson form. The slender tail twined with Valefar’s own thicker tail. Fangs met lips and a soft sound, a cross between a sigh and a whimper left Zephaell. He broke the kiss, cheeks heating like the hell-fire burning in his veins. “Val.” It was a plea and a promise.
* ∘ ∙ — text starters !!!
feel free 2 change pronouns & such
[text:] you will machete through this!! **make it
[text:] wait you like me ?? for my personality ???
[text:] i have to kill him. idk how to hit on him so he has to die.
[text:] make sure no one has fun w/o me & make sure they all know it’s cause i’m not there.
[text:] hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me
[text:] am i dramatic yes is it justified also yes
[text:] words can’t describe how cute you are. numbers can tho. 3/10
[text:] that’s a terrible idea.
[text:] you’re a terrible idea.
[text:] what, pray tell, the fuck
[text:] sorry my battery’s on 96% i gtg
[text:] do you have anything else to tell me? bc well your horoscope said that you’re keeping secrets so like idk i don’t wanna call you a liar but the stars don’t lie idk
[text:] the only fetish i’m into is attention❜
[text:] dogs are better than boys & that’s just a fact idc what u think❜
[text:] we’re talking about me now. so can you please not. thanks. anyway back to me.❜
[text:] hmm, good point, but have you ever considered: eat my ass????❜
[text:] i need a gf who will go ufo hunting with me❜
[text:] when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, & i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.❜
[text:] are you going to be a bitch your whole life?❜
[text:] we had sex but it wasn’t that great bc i had banana bread in my car & i couldn’t stop thinking about it lmao. he was tryna be sexy & asked ‘so what do you want’ & i was like my fuckin banana bread lmao
[text:] wym ‘fucker’ isn’t a term of endearment
[text:] i swear if i see your typing bubble before i finish i’m gonna have a fit
[text:] fuck you i do wtf i want
[text:] i know i’m a horrible roommate/part of why u can’t trust men but it’s 5 am so shut the fuck up
[text:] hey just wanted 2 let u know i’m beautiful. thank you & good night.
SHERRILYN KENYON: NIGHT EMBRACE SENTENCE MEME
❛ He who lets fear rule him, has fear for a master. ❜ ❛ You are the only warmth in my heart. The only sunshine my winter has ever known. ❜ ❛ Tell me, is it better to know love and have lost it or to have never known it at all? ❜ ❛ Next time I’ll just send the three of you e-mails. What was I thinking when I decided to have this meeting? ❜ ❛ If everyone does as I’ve instructed, then things should work out the way they’re meant to. ❜ ❛ We’re all screwed. ❜ ❛ Stop pushing your luck. I’ve had it with you. ❜ ❛ Do you know how many cameras just caught your stunt-jump from upstairs? ❜ ❛ Why do you have to make everyone hate you? ❜ ❛ You’re such an asshole. ❜ ❛ You are lecturing me on humanity? ❜ ❛ Any problems with your flight? ❜ ❛ All you need to know is that I have an old enemy pretending to be me. ❜ ❛ If that rank bastard comes near my baby– ❜ ❛ I’ll boil his warts in oil and feed his head to the wolves. ❜ ❛ You know, wolves don’t really like to eat heads. Meat, yes, but heads are really hard on the jaws. Not to mention, the cranium gets caught between your teeth. ❜ ❛ Would you leave me alone, you walking pair of boots! ❜ ❛ Hey, man. Where have you been? ❜ ❛ They shot me. ❜ ❛ Might I point out that staying here with me is far more hazardous to your health? ❜ ❛ What? Am I still here? Oh no, sorry, thought I’d left ten minutes ago. ❜ ❛ You know, the thing about life and love is that they are both ever-changing while people seldom are. ❜ ❛ That stuff is hazardous to your health. ❜ ❛ Baby, life is hazardous to your health. ❜ ❛ Man. It really makes you feel for the bug on the windshield, doesn’t it? ❜ ❛ Things are always given to us when we need them… You just have to decide if you’re strong enough, brave enough, to seize it and make it yours. ❜ ❛ That’s the beauty of memory, isn’t it? Our reality is always clouded by our perceptions of truth. ❜ ❛ May the gods damn you all! ❜ ❛ The gods don’t damn us, we damn ourselves by our words and deeds. ❜ ❛ Damn, all I wanted was a drink of coffee and one little beignet. ❜ ❛ That would be like making a pact with Lucifer. ❜ ❛ Pain I can take, it’s him I can’t. ❜ ❛ Do you have any coffee? ❜ ❛ Herbal teas? That’s mulch, not a beverage. ❜ ❛ I’m not paid to be fair. I’m paid to kick ass. ❜ ❛ Really? So you brought home a vampire? Cool. ❜ ❛ I’m not a vampire. ❜ ❛ I’m not a werewolf. ❜ ❛ What a pity. You know, when you live in New Orleans, you expect to meet the undead or damned at least once in a while. ❜ ❛ You think we should move? Maybe if we lived over by Anne Rice we might catch sight of a vampire or werewolf. ❜ ❛ I’d be happy to see a zombie. ❜ ❛ Let go of me, or I’ll rip your arm off. And you know what? I don’t care if I lose both of mine in the process. ❜ ❛ That’s the difference between us. Pain is my friend and ally. You fear it. ❜ ❛ Trust me, we’re not equal. You’re so far beneath me that I would sooner sit in shit than let you wipe my ass. ❜ ❛ Tell me, is there any spell you have that can take this agony from me? ❜ ❛ You know, if I were a negative person, I would be seriously annoyed right now. ❜ ❛ You sound annoyed to me. ❜ ❛ Wolves don’t socialize with humans. You guys tend to freak out when you learn what we are. ❜ ❛ You swore an oath, just like the rest of us. I won’t have you preying on innocents in my town. ❜ ❛ I’m no longer human and there is no past. ❜ ❛ I don’t feel pain. Ever. ❜ ❛ My strength is the one thing I never doubt. ❜ ❛ You are mine and I will not let you go without a fight. ❜
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muse a is fresh out of prison, solitary confinement to be exact, and hasn’t truly seen the light of day for at least a couple of years. they’re adjusting to the real world; they barely speak anymore, and they haven’t experienced gentle human contact in what seems like forever. insert muse b, their new neighbor.
10 Things I Hate about you sentence starters
"But she's a mutant! What if she never dates?"
"I heard he ate a duck once."
"Everthing but the feet and the beak."
"I have a dick on my face, don't I?"
"Well, let's think about this. We go to the movies, that's 15 bucks. We have popcorn, that's 15 more. And, she'll want raisinettes."
"This isn't a negotiation. Take it or leave it, trailer park."
"Sweating like a pig actually, and yourself?"
"Do you even know my boy, screw-boy?"
"I know a lot more than you think."
"Run, Bogie!"
"Have you ever considered a new look? I mean seriously, you could have some definite potential under all this hostility."
"You don't always have to be who they want you to be, you know."
"It's not like she's coming back to claim them."
"Are you following me?"
"I was in the laundromat. I saw your car, I came over to say hi."
"Am I that transparent? I want you. I need you. Oh baby, Oh baby."
"What is it, asshole day?"
"My insurance does not cover PMS!"
"Are you punishing me because I want you to stay close to home?"
"You won't know what you want until you're 45, and even if you get it, you'll be too old to use it."
"Did you just maim ____'s car?"
"You better hope you're as smooth as you think you are, _____."
"What is it with this chick? She have beer flavored nipples?"
"So you two are going to help me main the wild beast?"
"The perfect opportunity for what?"
"This is gonna be some party."
"I think I like the white shirt better."
"Aha! Black panties."
"You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it."
"A girl's room is very personal."
"Don't touch anything. You might get hepatitis."
"So you're telling me I'm a non-smoker."
"Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?"
"I can't be seen at club skunk, alright?"
"She has a pair of black underwear, if that helps."
"I need agua!"
"You know who the raincoats are?"
"I was watching you for a moment out there. I've never seen you look so sexy!"
"You never give up, do you?"
"Otherwise known as an orgy?"
"And hell is just a sauna."
"Meaningless consumer-driven lives."
"I want you to wear the belly!"
"Not all night. Just around the living room for a minute so you can understand the weight of your decisions."
"No drinking. No drugs. No kissing. No ritual animal slaughters of any kind."
"Can you stop being so self-involved for one minute?"
"I'm nervous, I'm excited, it's just all very mixed up."
"Must be ____ with the brie"
"Kiss me!"
"Kiss him."
"Looking fresh tonight, pussycat"
"Did your hairline just recede?"
"I am busy enjoying my adolescence. So please, scamper off."
"You really look amazing."
"And we all know I look amazing."
"Really. Really, thank you."
"Let me take that one."
"First of all, ____'s not half the man you are. Secondly, don't let anyone ever stop you from going for what you want."
"Who needs affection when I have blind hatred?"
"Listen to me ___, open your eyes!"
"Hey. Your eyes have a little green in them."
"Hey, you passed."
"Hey _____. Um. Do you think you can give me a ride home?"
"Yes, install car stereos."
"My father would love that!"
"You don't strike me as the type who would ask their father for permission."
"The only thing people know about me is that I'm scary."
"Okay, no, not actually."
"Have you always been this selfish?"
"And I'm back into the game!"
"Yes, Miss I have an opinion about everything."
"I don't know, she could need a day to cool off."
"Can you even imagine? Who the hell would go to that antiquated mating ritual."