Living in the Garden of Evil

…Father? I don’t know, Sam…

Why not? You'd make an amazing father so don't try that one as an excuse. 

Because your names aren’t accurate. White knight I’ll take, though. 

What about father? That one is not accurate, either. But it could be.

Prince might be a little much. I love you too. 

Big baby, prince. You don't like any names I call you, do you? I think prince is very fitting. My own white knight. 

…

Mmmm, I've got the prince and the happy ending. I love you.

Can I usually deny you? Of course you do. 

No you can not, Mr. Crawford. Thank you.

Someone’s demanding this morning. 

I think it's justified. So, it's the moment of truth, do I get a happy ending or not? 

You will after this one. Good, it’s supposed to. 

You seem so sure of your skills. I deserve a happy ending at the end.

You already know that. But I’m happy to prove it to you again. 

I don't know that for sure, Mr. Crawford. Mmmm that feels good.

Probably. Most places around here are doing pretty good business. 

Exactly, and I don't want to get a horrible place. Though, do I want an indoor or outdoor wedding?

Big exaggeration. Really? Even when I give great massages and take out the trash regularly? 

Really. Although… you might be able to convince me of some worth if you prove that you really can give great massages.

Of course I’ll help! Maybe location? I don’t know, honestly.

You are right, I should book a place before they are all taken. 

Big baby? That’s quite the exaggeration. Because you love me. 

Not at all, it's not an exaggeration at all. I love you? Are you sure about that? You hog the blankets, that's unforgivable. 

But it is! It is, and you’re getting ready for a wedding!

Oh my gosh, there's so much to plan! You'll have to help me, I don't even know where to start. Do you? 

What do you think, Mrs. Crawford?

You are one big baby. do you know that? Why did I marry you again?

Thank you! I’d love to be a part of this. I’m so happy for you two!

I'm so glad you agreed! Thank you! I'm so excited! It just… it doesn't seem real, Peyton. 

My back still gets cold. 

Aw, you poor baby. Do you want me to kiss it better, Mr. Crawford?

You—I’d be honored. Pun not intended. 

You would? Oh thank you Peyton!