Calm Down, Hold A Kitten

#stop playing the game of ‘who is it okay for me to hurt?’ #the answer is no one #the answer is ALWAYS going to be no one #none people is the correct number of people to hurt [X]

Seriously tho as someone who put literal years of effort into creating a Wikipedia hoax it’s basically impossible to get away with for more than like an hour. They’re fucking vigilant. I tried to build up trust by doing legit editing but my account got reviewed cause I approved a page that mismeasured the size of a ship by a few centimeters

you cant use wikipedia in a bibliography because it is an encyclopedia and encyclopedias cannot be cited because they are not sources BUT they have ALL the sources listed and linked if possible and i will never forgive teachers for teaching us instead that it is not a reliable resource

If you’re my man, you’re my baby. Lay on these tiddies and stfu.

Looks like they're not gonna arrest Breonna Taylor's killers. I hope y'all burn the city down

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

[me to me] shut up i’m thinking