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˚⋆🧁༉‧₊˚. Pile 1: Hi pile 1! This person feels familiar lol, I feel like it's someone you know but haven't been in touch with for a while. It feels like this person comes and goes from your life, not in a bad way, but it's the kind of situation where you both have your own thing going on, so it becomes difficult to be consistent. Anyway, I feel like this time you're both on the same page and this could work out well! Just you that know, I see this will probably start as something long-distance. I see them mainly talking to you via Instagram DM lol. You both might have known each other since childhood or adolescence, so it won't be too difficult to connect. I also think this is one of the few people who truly sees and knows you, like, knows when you're angry, your weird things that you like, when you feel uncomfortable, etc. They're very perceptive and you'll feel great reconnecting with this person. I feel like it's finally your time, you'll both be on the same page and it will be a beautiful moment. Remember to communicate your feelings clearly when talking to this person; I feel that will be fundamental to getting to something more than friendship.

˚⋆🧁༉‧₊˚. Pile 2: Hi pile 2! This person is someone completely new that you'll meet soon, at least you will, because I see they've been watching you for a while (in a not insane way lol). I feel like you share space with this person; it's someone you might cross paths with often without realizing it. You might share the same classes or a hobby (?) that's what I'm picking up on. This person thinks you're BEAUTIFUL, literally. From the moment they saw you, they thought how cool you are. This is great, pile 2!!!!

I feel like this person is gaining the courage to talk to you. They see you as someone a little out of their league, and you intimidate them in the cutest way ever. I'm living for this. I'm getting into the baddie x nerdy bf/gf troupe and you are definitely the baddie. They're their very first baddie, and I'm honestly living for the dynamic you two could have. Like, this person will literally kiss the ground you walked on, and not even in a superficial way. They'll like everything about you: your style, your personality, etc. They'll take the time to get to know you and find out who you really are. Please give them a chance, pile 2, they're super cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everything about this is super cuteee. But yeah, expect to talk to someone new soon ;).

˚⋆🧁༉‧₊˚. Pile 3:

Hi pile 3! This person seems like someone new and older than you. I don't know why, but I see there might be an age gap going on. Still, I feel like this person is someone you don't know yet, but life's circumstances will lead you to them again and again until you finally talk, lol. Like, you two can't escape each other. I feel like you'll finally find someone who understands you, who's just as mature as you, and who wants the same things.

I feel like meeting this person will surprise you because not only is it something you're not looking for, but it's also the kind of person you wouldn't expect to like, not for any specific reason, but you just never thought of it that way, lol. You two will complement each other really well, and you'll finally feel like this person is genuinely putting in the effort to get to know and love you. It feels like the serious relationship you've been looking for for a long time! So happy for you. The advice I would give you is not to close yourself off to possibilities and give yourself the chance to meet new people outside your comfort zone. The universe might surprise you with this person quickly, lol.

˚⋆🧁༉‧₊˚. Thanks for reading and let me know if it resonated ˚⋆🧁༉‧₊˚.

Hello and welcome to this new post! This time I’m giving you a reading on who you are as a person and what parts you need to pay more respect to, because its BADDIE material. I hope you enjoy!

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Pile 1

Girl. I genuinely need you to read this and stop for one second because this is actually ridiculous at this point. You are attractive. Like, extremely attractive. And I know you do not fully believe that because every attractive person somehow thinks attractiveness means looking perfect all the time or being desired by every person alive. That is not what being hot is. Being hot is something people notice when you walk into rooms and then think about afterwards. It is the thing where someone sees you and then randomly remembers your face days later. You have that. I am being serious when I say I think a lot of you underestimate yourselves because you look at yourself everyday. You see every flaw, every angle, every weird facial expression, every insecurity. But other people do not. Other people just see you. The whole thing. The way you move your hands, your voice, your eyes, your style, the way you laugh too hard at something stupid. All those things combined. And you definitely do not realise how attractive all of those things become together. You are also forgetting something important. There are people who are pretty, and then there are people who have presence. Presence is worse because it stays in peoples heads. Presence is the type where someone says ‘I cannot explain it but there is just something about her.’ That is the dangerous kind and I think many of you are that type. You think because you are insecure that automatically means you are average looking. It does not. Some of the most attractive girls alive genuinely think they are ordinary because they got used to themselves. You got desensitised to your own face. That is all. And this sounds dramatic but I mean it. Some of you walk around everyday not understanding you are someones exact type. Not just slightly attractive to them. Their exact type. The type they would look for in other people after meeting you. Which is insane if you think about it. You also need to stop thinking attractiveness is only physical because frankly that is not true at all. There are people who become hotter the more they talk. There are people who become hotter because they care deeply. Because they are funny. Because they are strange in a specific way. You definitely have things about you people notice instantly even if nobody says it. I think some of you need to realise confidence was never meant to come after becoming attractive. Confidence comes when you accept you already are.

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Pile 2

You need to realise something because it is getting slightly ridiculous at this point and people around you have definitely noticed it before you did. You are so unbelievably hard on yourself because you are terrified of coming across as arrogant, full of yourself, or like one of those people who think they know everything. And because of that you have almost created this habit where every time you do something impressive you immediately downplay it after. Every achievement gets an excuse attached to it. Every compliment gets rejected. Every time you do well you think ‘well anyone could’ve done that’ when frankly no, not everyone could. You are very intelligent. Like genuinely. And I do not mean intelligent in a way where you know random facts or can recite information because a lot of people can do that. I mean intelligent in a way where your brain works quicker than people around you and you have noticed this since being younger. You pick things up immediately. Someone explains something once and while other people need repetition, examples, extra studying etc. you already understood halfway through. And you almost feel guilty over it. There is this energy of you watching other people struggle with things you find easy and because you are empathetic you make yourself smaller over it. You do not wish to be the person who says ‘oh I did not study and still got a high grade’ because you know someone next to you studied for weeks. So instead you almost pretend things are harder for you than they actually are. Not always intentionally either. You have convinced yourself you are average because average feels safer. But you are not average in intelligence and I think you know that already. The thing is as well, you compare yourself to impossible standards. Because when you are naturally good at things you stop valuing your own achievements. Getting a good result does not excite you because in your mind you think ‘well I should’ve done that.’ Understanding something quickly does not impress you because you expect it from yourself. But if someone else did exactly what you did you would think they were incredibly smart. There is definitely an energy here of school, studies, exams, qualifications etc. and you have outperformed people before while putting in way less effort than them. Which sounds mean to say but it is true. There are people who revised every evening, made schedules, stressed themselves sick and still got lower than you. And instead of accepting maybe you are just clever, you thought maybe they were lazy or maybe the exam was easy or maybe you got lucky. You did not get lucky every single time, because at some point luck stops being luck. You are one of those people who notices patterns quickly too. You understand people quickly. You know what someone means before they finish speaking sometimes and it slightly frustrates you when others do not catch on as fast. Not because you think you are better than them but because your brain already moved onto the next thing and you are waiting. I also think because you are intelligent you have this weird thing where you think everyone else secretly knows more than you. You walk into rooms assuming someone will expose you as not being smart enough. Imposter syndrome honestly. But then time passes and again you become the person people ask for help, ask for answers, ask for explanations. And it keeps happening.

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Pile 3

You need to realise something about yourself because I think you genuinely do not understand how rare you are in this aspect. You want success, and not in the way many people say they do where they think ‘oh I would like a nice house’ or ‘I would like more money’. You have this desperate need in you to become something. To become someone, to prove to yourself and others that you can do it. And while that sounds a bit sad almost, or intense, it is definitely not a bad thing. Because do you know how many people wish for things but do not have the actual fire in them to get up and go for it? A lot. Most people actually. A lot of people settle, alot of people decide life is hard and because of that they should not try. But you are not someone who settles mentally. Even if physically right now you feel stuck, even if right now your life is not where you wish it to be at all, mentally you are constantly thinking. Constantly planning. Constantly imagining a different version of your future. That matters, it matters so much more than you realise. It is the fuel to your future success, the thing that will make you get where you want to go. You think your ambition is a burden sometimes. You think wanting more makes you greedy or unrealistic. But I genuinely think your ability to not be content with less is one of the biggest indicators that you will actually make something of yourself. Because you do not want average. You do not want to just survive, you want ease, you want money without panic, you want to buy things and not think twice. You want to travel, you want freedom, you want to wake up and not dread your bank account. And I think for a long time you have almost been embarrassed by wanting that, but you should not be. Money would not make you evil, and success would not make you selfish. If anything, you seem like someone who wishes to have enough because you are tired of instability, tired of worrying, tired of thinking ‘what if’. And you’re allowed all of that. Allowed not to feel that way. You are meant to have more than this. And I know some people reading this immediately go ‘well if I was meant for more why am I not there yet?’ because you think destiny means instant success, and it does not.

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This was insanely accurate honestly; I have ADD and only got diagnosed as an adult, and I went through the typical ADD/ADHD experience of being told by teachers, parents, etc. that i would do better if I tried harder, or if I got 80%, why didn't I get 85% or 90%? 🫩 I've been in my field close to 10 years, got my diploma (gonna work on my degree soon), got so many certs that make me super qualified in my field, mentored people, and have been told that I'm admired or looked up to bc I'm super qualified but always ready to help others with their careers and qualifications, but do I feel qualified to speak on stuff in my field? Hell no 🫩

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