Heat exhaustion

Five wasn’t all that surprised when he got pulled into a new universe, things rarely surprised him and he knew what the odds of parallel universes were. 

He looked at the other man and reminded himself that some universes are bound to not have the Umbrella Academy. A condescending smirk had fixed itself on his face as he told the man:

“It’s a uniform; and it was the only thing that fit this stupid teenage body.”

Brow raised, eyeing over the boy carefully. Not once has he received even half the training his sister had, thus, his comprehension of how dangerous people could be below the surface was greatly misplaced. 

A snicker, however brief, temptation to reach over and touch the suit-- but he knew better than that. At least, he chose to believe he did.

It’s not often that Miseris is at a loss for words. In fact, usually he’s far too overbearing with facts about how magnificent he is. Yet, the fact his powers have been limited upon arrival-- it does make a great deal of sadness for the man. Somehow, however, he still manages to find a way to throw sass at others. Will try to prove how wonderful he is in any occasion, this one.