Cupid Crusher

Something tells me you're going to have a date with Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters instead.

No thanx, Pat Cash.

This is a very specific itch you're trying to scratch, m8.

The salt is real with this one.

Nah

K bye boy

The question I find myself asking every morning.

If you're going to initiate blood play, you'd better damn well be clean!

Lol not entirely sure what he's getting at in his 1st message.

Crash and burn.

Guess it answers my question of that shit NEVER working.

From my friend Tinyfigments-of-my-imagination. Sheesh! Cry me a freaking river, why don't you m9?

If anyone ever says romance is dead, show them this.

Cat: Equates expecting women to have sex with you, to expecting men to hold decent conversations: "you can't see the irony there?" Imagine having to come up with some random witticism to catch attention. Imagine the stress it must cause.

Your wish is my command.