āthat was the singing sorceress, aka celestina warbeck, with a cauldron full of hot, strong love,ā said glenda, giving lemon a bit of a grin from her seat in the WWN studio. interviewing either of the flint twins was always a lot of fun, but interviewing lemon was something she looked for especially these days. she saw no reason to hide that.Ā āand joining me right now is lemon flint, female half of OMEN and one of my prettiest guests so far!Ā how are you doing today, lemon?ā
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Leaning back on the barstool that he was currently perched on, Marcus deeply considered the question from the witch next to him. Sure, the Giant Squid was, well, giant, but the Whomping Willow was a tree. Could trees even feel pain or would it just continue to whomp until it could whomp no more?Ā āIād put my money on the Willow,āĀ Marcus said finally, adding a nod to confirm his pick to himself.Ā āThat tree could take out a bloody army if it had the mobility, Iām sure of it.ā
Glenda laughed a little as his answer.Ā āImagine if armies started using whomping willows to fight their wars,ā she said, picturing the idea as she voiced it.Ā āBut yeah, same here. Iād want the Squib to win, though --- I love her too much to not be on her side. Who knows, though, maybe sheād surprise us all and squish the willow to pieces.āĀ
edgar had a brief moment to spare in between work and an order meeting, which lead him straight to the three broomsticks for a QUICK break. at the sound of anotherās voice, his brows furrow in thought briefly before answering. āEASY. the whomping willow, for sure. that tree can tear just about anything to shreds.ā he shuddered at the thought,Ā reminiscing his hogwarts days where he witnessed several animals, unfortunately, meet their end because of the tree.Ā āthough, iām sure the squid would put up a good fight.Ā
she took in his answer for a moment, thinking it over. sheād not quite made up her mind herself; it was a tough debate, if you asked her, one with many factors. even with some alcohol in her system, she was nowhere nearer to clarity.Ā āmakes sense. kind of a shitty tree, that whomping willow,ā she said, her mind now going to the tree itself. while glenda was a big fan of nature itself, she made one exception, and that was for the whomping willow.Ā āiād hope so --- iād hate for the squid to ... perish, or something. sheās one of the best parts of hogwarts.ā
It mightāve been pathetic to say that Remus had found some strange comfort in frequenting bars but sometimes drinking in a crowded place, surrounded by those he did not know was easier than worrying his friends. The wolf couldnāt even recall what he was so distracted by when the girls voice had taken him out of is thoughts, taking another sip of his beer Remus peered over at the other actually giving the odd question some thought. āThatās an odd combination, is there a reason behind a battle between the two or pure curiosity?ā Giant squid would be his answer if it was so important.Ā
āOf course thereās a reason,ā she said, as if it was clear as day. There wasnāt, really; Glenda had just picked whichever Hogwarts Icons ā¢Ā would make the funniest combination, and that was that. She liked thinking about this kind of stuff, especially out loud. Weird philosophical questions were the best bar talk, if you asked her, and after taking another sip of her beer, she turned to Remus a bit more.Ā āI mean, theyāre the most iconic ... beings at Hogwarts, are they not? Theyāre also somewhat near each other, I suppose. Itād also be hilarious to see them having a go at it, wouldnāt it?ā She left little room for him to reply before leaning in and asking,Ā āSo --- whoād win?ā
Kingsley made a grab for the sandwich but it was already gone, lost to the witchās greedy mouth.Ā āIām considering it.ā He said, only half-joking as he narrowed his eyes at her.Ā āYouāre lucky I like you, Glennie. You wouldnāt last a day in lock up.ā Kingsley teased before reaching for his coat.Ā āBut you now owe me at least a coffee.ā He insisted.
She held out her wrists.Ā āCuff me, officer,ā she said, before frowning.Ā āWait, do wizard cops use handcuffs? Or do you guys just ... I donāt know, use some kinda charm? Iāve never been arrested by magical police.ā Glenda raised her eyebrows, then.Ā āCāmon, you know I would! Iām chatty and pretty and somewhat tough.ā She nodded, then.Ā āOf course. What dāya want? Cappuccino? Black coffee? Something fancy?ā
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WHERE do they live? which town? is it a flat, a big estate, a terraced house�
Glenda lives in Hogsmeade and rents the place above the Magic Neep. Itās a small place, but itās pretty neat --- she can walk to work, stagger home drunk from the Three Broomsticks without having to apparate and lives in Scotland, which is pretty damn cool, if you ask her.
why do they live there? how come they started living there?Ā
She wanted to move out the second she could. She loves Liverpool, really, but the neighbourhood she lived in -- Toxteth -- was quite shit. After starting working at WWN, her decision was quickly made, and she moved to Hogsmeade. She rented a room first from an older local witch, and moved to her place above the Magic Neep when she had started earning a bit more and saved some cash, at age twenty three.
tell us more about the decoration of the house
Thereās posters bloody everywhere. Posters she nicked from concerts, once she bought, once she got through her work ... Glenda has covered one wall of her living room with just posters, and itās mad busy, but she loves it. She uses a lot of earth tones at her place -- reds and oranges and deep pinks -- and contrasts that with plants. Itās all a bit of an explosion, really, but she loves it.
whatās their favourite room?
Her bedroom. Glenda loves just laying on her bed, staring at the ceiling and listening to some music play in the background. She also loves sleeping. A lot. Itās also her go to place when sheās high.
if they have close-by neighbours, whatās their relationship with them?
Besides the fact that she can make a lot of noise, itās pretty good. Glendaās a sociable bean and loves talking to her neighbours about recent developments, the weather and gossip about the rest of the neighbourhood. Hogsmeade is a pretty neat place to live, to be honest.
how much time do their actually spend there?
Seeing Glenda lives really close to her job, sheās there quite a bit, but usually not for long stretches of time. She pops in and out to get stuff a lot, and only spends full days there on Sundays, when she has no show.Ā
how messy is it?
Messy as fuck, but she can find order in the chaos. Itās not dirty, though, because Glenda hates cockroaches and all that jazz, but thereās definitely a lot of clothes, books and LPās spread around her floor.
do they have house elves?
No, but she does have a vacuum, which is kind of the same.
There were many upsides to working for the radio, but the fact that the studio was located so near to the Three Broomsticks was most likely the best part of it. Getting a pint (Ā or fourĀ ) after a long day was heaven.Ā That day had been particularly long, and Glenda took a sip from her second beer before glancing over to the person sitting near her at the bar. āSo, tell me: who do you think would win in a fight, the Giant Squid or the Whomping Willow?"
āIām going to be nice and give you two seconds to rethink that action. If I were you, Iād takeĀ āem.ā
āOne ... Two ...,ā she said, curling her fingers around his sandwich with twinkling eyes before shoving it in her mouth.Ā āHa! Whatāre you gonna doĀ ābout that, hmm? Arrest me?ā
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Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā me: *over the music* DO YOU HAVE A RECYCLING BIN?
GLENDA CHITTOCK is NEUTRAL in the war, even though HER official job is as A RADIO SHOW HOST. the TWENTY FIVE year old MUGGLEBORN is known to be PASSIONATE and SOCIABLEĀ but also SELFISHĀ and PACIFISTIC. some might label them as CHERRY BOMB.
youth !
ironically, sheās not born on a day where the world rages or storms to match her spirit, but on a calm summer morning when everything is pristine and fragile. glenda is everything but that, even at a young age: sheās loud and passionate and brash, so much more similar to a hurricane than a quiet summer day.
her mother leaves when she is three. glenda and her younger sister are left with their dad, whoās wonderful ā yes ā but a brokenhearted and absent one. after all, there are too many bills to pay in order for him to look after his little girls, and he spends more time at his job than with them. daisy, her sister, and glenda see little of him and learn how to be independent at a young age, learn how to deal with neighbours who are forced to keep an eye on them and family members who let them run around their house. they donāt resent their dad, know that heās working this hard for them.
and so glenda grows up, without a mother and with an absent father. she lives in a bad neighbourhood, one where crime and racism and poverty and drugs are all around, where unhappiness is the norm. she learns here that she cannot be fragile. her grief about her mother leaving turns into anger, her sadness about not seeing her dad as much as she wants to, into acceptance. she becomes independent, learns how to look after herself, how to wield her emotions into tools rather than weaknesses, how to walk those dangerous streets without getting into trouble. she curls her back with pride and locks her fears away.
strange things happen, though, as they tend to with muggleborns. she laughs about them, thinks them part of her hectic every day life, rather than something thatās actually serious. but then, when she turns eleven on the 23rd of july she learns the truth. glenda chittock is not only a scholar who gets in more trouble than is good, is not only someone who minds little when her knees get dirty or scabbed, not only someone who once stole a Rolling Stones cassette tape that she hides in her pillow, but she is also a WITCH. when she finds out, her first reaction was to laugh, but she knows itās true when her laugh dies out and things turned quiet.
she leaves for hogwarts a little over a month later and cries when she says goodbye to her sister. sorted into ravenclaw for her streetsmart ways and creative potential, glenda flourishes. she finds skills in things she never expected herself to be good at ā herbology, for example, soon becomes her favourite subject ā and she even joins the quidditch team in her fifth year.
glenda grows passionate about human rights as she gets older, too; she reads about house elves, so-called āhalf-breedsā and muggle discrimination at hogwarts and about environmentalism, racism, sexism and queerphobia in the library at home ( a place she hadnāt stepped foot in before she turned fourteen ). she comes out of the closet as gay, becomes a vegetarian and starts to form her own ideals, her own thoughts and views.
post hogwarts !
glenda gains a job at the wireless wizarding network when she gets out of hogwarts, where she soon ends up talking on the air. her fast mouth and quick wit make her suitable for radio, where itās only your voice that leads. while a war rages around her, she speaks her mind on the radio and creates a career path for herself thatās more successful than she had ever expected.
after just a little under two years, glenda becomes the host of her own show ā sheās young, they say, carries the voice of a future generation, and she beams with pride the first time she introduces witching hour: a place where music (mostly by female artists) meets feminism. she talks to important women in their community on air, about developments for women all over the world and just makes it a little hour five days a week for witches. young and old and of any blood status ā itās her little hour on the air she gets to fill and she Loves it!
does get some really nasty shit for being on the air and being Outspoken and being a muggleborn and jfc the first time she received a threat it rly fucked with her and i do hc that she has been Threatened in real life before bc this is a shit economy to be a muggleborn bub in and glenda is basically yelling it on the air sheās?? ? got some nasty memories of it. she lives to piss off the haters now tho but it messes w her sometimes.
besides her work, glenda has become increasingly interested in human rights. as a pacifist and someone who does not believe in violence and fighting it with more, she has not joined any rebellion groups, even if she fully support their cause. no, glenda wants to play her own role in this war, and in a way that suits her ideals. (not that sheās been asked by the order, to be honest; glendaās just ⦠not made for war. sheās not good at dueling, is better for standing on the side where she stands now: making smaller changes in ways that fit her.)
another reason why she wont fight links back to where she came from. glenda grew up taking care of herself, making sure not to get in any trouble in a neighbourhood where trouble was everywhere. she learned survival skills and she learned that sometimes, yeah, you gotta be selfish. sheās scared to death of dying and really Doesnāt want to, and so feels better just Not Doing much more than throwing shade shade to death eaters on air and being unapologeticĀ
like i said, she has become unapologetic: she is half black, she is a muggleborn, she is queer and she will fight anyone who does not approve. she has taken it upon herself to learn and speak about human rights, as now is the time to speak up. glenda chittock is a STORM, someone who is loud and impossible to ignore and she will stop at nothing to see her goal reached.
personality & rambling !
glenda is a little hippie, alternative bean who loves talking about everything!!!! just a loudmouth, tbh, who can talk endlessly about anything that intrigues her even a little. cares a lot about a lot, but is also v self-serving so sometimes she compromises her ideal to stay safe. which, i mean, in this economy? not the dumbest thing to do.
loves all kinds of music. donna summer and Ā diana ross are Icons, but she also loves joan jett and debbie harry and just!!! everything!! jsut really into this generationsā music and has been Five ever.
loves her job. loves being recognised for her job!!! is a household name i imagine, as sheās on the air at least 5 hours a week for witching hour, and then for some other programs as well if someone is needed.
likes plants a lot. this includes weed.
dr martens with woollen socks aesthetic.
will fight a Man but only with words tbh sheās shit at physical fights.
honestly not the Best Witch out there, wishes she was more talented but also?? sheās SMart so who cares that she canāt transfigure a cup into an animal or the other way around, thatās ⦠fucking useless ( @ minerva mcgoogles !!! ). like sheās successful either way so!!
angery and scared abt the war.
chaotic neutral AS FUCk. serves herself, but she has Good Ideals so thatās not necessarily a Bad Thing??
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