Witches Work With Wands

bye

the sound of high heels on the pavement as you walk is the ultimate power trip, like you could be buying milk or on your way to assassinate someone

i may be ugly and untalented

but…?

thats all

is that pitbull

You could say a CHRISpiracy

the holy trinity of Chris’

*unconsciously touches own boobs in public* *remembers im not suppose to do that*

I think you mean subconsciously

no. catch me at your local walmart asleep in the Ball Cage gripping onto my titties for dear life

Stop planting your flowers in other people’s gardens if you know they aren’t going to water them.

Stop planting your flowers in other people’s gardens if you know they aren’t going to water them.

is this metaphorical or are we talking about animal crossing because i

life hack: date a guy who’s tall enough to always be looking at you from the same angle you take selfies from