rocky in the cuck ball

imagine you get rescued from a blood ocean and the first meal you’re given is ‘me-burgers’ from a strange scientist

bloodymary lowk gives lonely sea captain with only a parrot (rock) to keep him company and the siren he keeps seeing out of the corner of his eye that he isn’t quite sure is real

imagine you’re a man ALONE in SPACE and your best friend is an ALIEN and you look like RYAN GOSLING and suddenly your ALIEN BUDDY who looks like a ROCK so you called him ROCKY tells you there is a HUMAN covered in BLOOD and you break into his SUBMARINE that he was WELDED INTO and you find that the ONLY OTHER HUMAN FOR THOUSANDS OF LIGHT YEARS is the youtuber MARKIPLIER

bloody mary is soooooo secret third thing